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@Mbakaza4L Okay but, to be fair, the other 3 go very hard

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@mhdksafa Why do you think taxes dictate someone’s outlook on everything

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If this whole “Mythos broke into almost all NSA classified systems” story is true (and it’s not), it just means the NSA is wildly incompetent.

Cybersecurity isn’t magic. If your classified systems get breached it means you did it wrong.

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@japan_nobunaga But both are true

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@keewa And people still have worse injuries each play than the worst soccer injury you’ll see this World Cup. It’s because American football is legitimately an unsafe sport. The pads make some act even more unsafe.

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@kimmonismus Would love to see the “hack” or at least describe it. Guaranteed it’s not impressive

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@Nick___Collins The climate and free press rankings are hilarious. We have every climate, and literally anyone can post literally anything

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@Mio_Mind They wear mattresses because the collision could kill you

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@jack_w_cfc College student section storming the field goes harder than shooting bystanders with Roman candles

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@CollinsportME Historians aren’t the bar for ranking presidents

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@Stabbitha2 Beavers can destroy an environment by building just like humans can

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@2aQueer They’re chuds watching other people live life on stream

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@ayeejuju The parents can give me $2,200 and I won’t press charges

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@skywaker9 80% of the crowd is not from Seattle

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@muhendisIiktr Where is the protection from lateral movement?

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@neerajjj6785 A tree lookup where each character moves you one level deeper. If there’s a leaf there, the username is taken.

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@shafu0x It’s only gotten more valuable over the years. What are you talking about

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@marklevinshow Now show the video of an entire building dropping… oh wait, that was the Israelis.

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@c4tra_j1nx Hate to break it to ya, but the only ones creating kids are heterosexuals

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@Dexerto Imagine the actual fans without millions