Cody Lane

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[Cody Lane @ctlane27]

My girlfriend knows me well. @DarkSoulsGame

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Caution! Do not take dietary advice from this guy

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

I kissed the ground and i liked it

[Cody Lane @ctlane27]

Michigan college hockey owns Boston!! Woooo

[Daniella Bruce @daniellabruce_]

Dylan Larkin said this is the ugliest stadium he’s ever been in. lol. #LGRW

[Daniella Bruce @daniellabruce_]

And just like that we’re all Tkachuk fans

[Cody Lane @ctlane27]

The Wings are 3-0 since Sylvie was born.🔥

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The recommendation algorithm on this platform sucks!

I want to talk to the manager right now!!

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

I love that Trump didn’t just commute Ross, but gave him a full pardon and was so vicious about the people who put him behind bars. “Scum” was the perfect description.

After more than a decade of insane wokeism, I understand why there has been a rise in hardcore right wing sentiment. When dudes in dresses are giving lap dances to 11 year olds, a “put them against the wall” tweet is much more satisfying than a message about individual liberty, and that’s understandable.

So, I apologize for this bleeding heart libertarian message, but at some point we need to grow up and think about what kind of society we want for our children, not just what message sounds more hardcore and will ‘own the libs.’

Ross was given two life sentences plus 40 years for creating a website. Think about how insane that is. How barbaric and vicious it is to hand that type of sentence to anyone, short of the most brutal violent criminals. Call it what it is: state sanctioned torture.

There are many people who are burned by the legal system the way Ross was and after Jan 6th and the Trump trials, right wingers should recognize this danger and blatant miscarriage of justice.

Americans should consciously consider who we want to be as a society. Do we want to be the freest country in the world, or the country that imprisons its own people the most and the hardest. You can’t be both and the choice should be obvious.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

People buy drugs in cash.

They launder money in cash.

Therefore, we need to sentence every chair of the Federal Reserve to life in prison.

What a strange coincidence that this logic was only applied to a kid trading in bitcoin outside of government surveillance.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

The people who championed lockdowns are now very sincerely concerned about “concentrated power.”

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Elon Musk just last year traveled with Ben Shapiro to Auschwitz and then Israel to learn about the Holocaust and Jewish history.

Anyone trying to portray him as a Nazi is intentionally misleading the public. It was a stupid hand gesture, not an intentional Nazi salute.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Haven’t you clowns learned yet that your constant ludicrous - and deeply offensive, especially to Jewish people - Hitler/Nazi bullsh*t doesn’t work? How badly do you have to lose before the penny drops?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Elon Musk was very ill-advised to do this kind of salute to denote his clearly stated ‘my heart goes out to you’ sentiment… but he obviously didn’t mean it as a Nazi salute and anyone who says he did is being a disingenuous idiot.

[Cody Lane @ctlane27]

😂😂👏👏

[Meghan Murphy @MeghanEMurphy]

I can confidently say that every single person currently claiming that @elonmusk gave a Nazi salute is stupid and should not be taken seriously ever again

[President Donald J. Trump @POTUS]

AMERICA IS BACK. 🇺🇸

Every single day I will be fighting for you with every breath in my body. I will not rest until we have delivered the strong, safe and prosperous America that our children deserve and that you deserve. This will truly be the golden age of America.

[Cody Lane @ctlane27]

@sadsith_dani Lol, you're not wrong. Imagine being a less than 500 franchise and talking shit like they have actually done something.

[Cody Lane @ctlane27]

Is this what it feels like to be a lions fan? 😅

[Cabot Phillips @cabot_phillips]

While Jaguar is pushing debauchery, Volvo just put out the most moving, pro-family, pro-life car ad of all time.

This is the way.