Timberlynn Yeast’s day at the Class 2A championships:
100m: 🥈
400m: 🥇
200m: 🥇
4x400 relay: 🥇
And track-and-field is her *second* sport. Her future is in hoops.
After that point it’s just too early for lunch... so now you’re just pondering on the choice of being the weird guy who gets lunch at 10:31 a.m. or starve yourself for another hour and a half because 12:00 is the magic lunch hour. This.... this is me...
It’s late in the morning, you haven’t eaten yet and you’re hungry. You have no food at the house. You look at the clock and realize that breakfast is about to stop being served and you won’t be able to make it to the fast food joint of choice before breakfast is no longer served.