Campbell Narron

I like sports and I don’t care who knows.

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

Lewis Hamilton holy smokes what a lap!

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

Fenway Park is pretty nice

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

Baseball fans having to go from this insanely exciting WBC to April baseball is just cruel. Like I just watched one of the best games I’ve ever seen between players playing their heart out for their country and soon I’m gonna have to watch royals-tigers games?

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

Imagine being a struggling actor, then you finally land a big time commercial gig, and it turns out all you do is turn, soft smile, and chuckle to yourself as a cgi talking gecko is coughing because some buffalo sauce is too spicy. I think I’d call it quits after that.

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

My bus seems to have disappeared into the void this morning as it just isn’t showing up at the stop, doesn’t show up on any trackers, and yet the @MBTA has posted no information that the 52 bus now travels in an alternate dimension

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

The grocery store was all out of Diamond Crystal kosher salt for the second trip in a row so I decided to get Morton’s instead. What’s the point in life anymore

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

@Katie_Walt Yeah but your shoes don’t look like they are denim so you need to pick these up on the way there

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

That Cowboys final play is what happens when you give Mike McCarthy a case of beer, a pound of pierogi, and 12 hours to come up with a 75 yard play for the end of a game.

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

Pretty sure Horford and Brogdon are the only Celtics with any basketball IQ judging by the way the Celtics just played tonight

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

I see Pierce School’s alien first graders staring ominously at the camera, an unprotected portal to another dimension in the middle of the pavement, and what looks like an aquarium connected to the cafeteria. Can’t wait for the renovations to start!

[Will Davis @wlldvs]

School Street (Brookline, Massachusetts)

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

In Moneyball, I always find it funny they never once mentioned the A's pitching staff that had Hudson, Zito, and Mulder. Also, an offense that had Miguel Tejada, Eric Chavez, and Jermaine Dye.

You'd think Billy Beane built that entire team from scratch if you had no context.

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

“Hutchinson goes right through Nijman” as the replay shows Nijman actually holding up his progress until Runyan chips Hutchinson and accidentally frees him up to run around the side of Nijman to get the sack

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

I can’t wait until the winner of the NFC south gets to host a playoff game and somehow beat a team that actually deserves to be in the playoffs.

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

Today my dog decided to finish her breakfast at 10:21 pm after having 2 bites of it at 8:30 am and begging the rest of the day for scraps of any food I ate

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

Objective hilarious that while $20 is probably too much money for most people to feel fine throwing away just for the slim chance to do something funny like tank a companies stock by a billion dollars, $8 turned out to be the perfect amount

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

Just heard an announcer say that it might be “hard to dump your big dumper” and nobody in the broadcast booth laughed. What has the world come to? Don and Jerry would have been out of commission for an inning at least.

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

Having @ashleyrnarron be gluten-free is fine for most food-related things. However, I can’t make a loaf of focaccia anymore because before it was plausible that Ashley could have also been eating it and now there’s no one else to blame if I eat a whole loaf by myself in 2 days.

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

Today’s remember some guy: Richard Hidalgo

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

Watched Edwin Diaz enter the game live for the first time tonight and I think I’m rooting for the Mets to go all the way now that the Red Sox are (unofficially) out of it. I mean I’ve never gotten that hype for another teams closer before, just an electric environment

[Campbell Narron @ctnarron]

Albert Pujols is that guy, he better get to 700 before the end of the year