cian

monkey pictures

[cian @ctol_]

Irish govt acct: we are gifting the nation of Ukraine €1000000000 of Reddit gold
Estonian NAFO account called "Beet and Onion Fella": *photoshopping the Guinness toucans into Shahad drones* You're Days Are Numbered

[WH @hastifliche]

WhatsApp messages from your Dutch electrician be like:

late to-day, fifteen minutes. i've been beaten the shit out of

[cian @ctol_]

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

[ciaran @statechxmps]

JFK gay Asf for falling asleep when Jackie phat ass out like this 👀

[sapphic white boy @bog_chaser]

(Stevie Wonder recording Living For the City) man this part of the song is intense...time to test out my Kermit impression (flawlessly catches 37 microphones

[cian @ctol_]

Didn't go down great

[cian @ctol_]

Tried this at my grandmother's 90th

[cian @ctol_]

thinking about going to #cork instead of japan

[cian @ctol_]

Bowie's Modern Love playing on the stereo during dinner. Lull in conversation. Da ends it by chiming in: "of course if he was singing it today it'd be called Situationships"

[Llwty 𐂂🦌🌹🇪🇺🇬🇧🇺🇦 @llwtydeer]

zack polanski is genuinely a complete idiot

[cian @ctol_]

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoying trucker I just roared past on the hard shoulder) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s a hospital appointment. Maybe his wife is giving birth

Me: I’m da king of da M7

[cian @ctol_]

Farming is kinda the bisexuality of industries

[cian @ctol_]

Personally I won't be satisfied until it includes two Posadists, a vaping rights activist, and Fungi the dolphin. Critical support to DCU Law Department ✊

[cian @ctol_]

The Centrist Da Paradox: Catherine Connolly must not overstep her narrow presidential remit, but must also make her council of state so broad that they might advise any conceivable political action under the sun

[Eoin O'Malley @AnMailleach]

President Connolly’s Council of State picks generate some relief, but reveal a narrowness of thinking. Today’s @Independent_ie column
https://t.co/GLkLzub5aD

[cian @ctol_]

Trump's big dead turgid corpse reclines at the state funeral while Andrew Lloyd Webber's Memory echos through St. Matthew's Cathedral

[cian @ctol_]

Uriel Septim voice:

[Nate Bear @NateB_Panic]

It's almost impossible to wrap your head around the immensity of the coming crisis. There's basically a few weeks left of pretty much everything before the shit hits the fan in ways that will be written and talked about forever

[cian @ctol_]

have spent all day imagining him saying "ulster university" in his voice and smiling to myself

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

He's back! Arnold Schwarzenegger honoured in Belfast https://t.co/ScVzPjLBGB

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

betty draper in season 2

[cian @ctol_]

mise ag úsáid an "potato rune" chun nimh a thabhairt do na sceallóga gach Meiriceánach

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Irish spelling vs pronunciation is always such absolute bullshit you can really tell it’s supposed to be written out using, like, potato runes and they just sorta threw the Latin alphabet stuff together an afterthought. Sidhe pronounced ‘she’ get the fuck outta here