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@AlexJayBrady @PanasonicDX4500 I prefer Backrooms 5: Captain Clark Does Canada

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@VyceVictus I asked my dad if he’ll take me to see He-Man because he’s still mad I made him take me to the Dolph Lundgren one when I was seven.

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@Srirachachau There’s genuine value in going to a theater b/c you’re bored, then choosing a terrible movie b/c you’ve already seen everything else. Builds character.

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@BadPostsLLC Just pure, raw charisma.

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@JPEGMacDonald Private Ryan is not pure fiction.

Saving Private Ryan was based on a real war, and wars are usually led by great commanders, warriors or kings. There is a high chance that Private Ryan was based on one of those heroes.

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@BadPostsLLC I had forgotten this game entirely until now. Amazing nostalgia rush.

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@BadPostsLLC It's a great bit that Mifune naps through half the movie to crankily wake up when the others are being complete idiots.

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@BadPostsLLC You don't already have a Henry Fonda from 12 Angry Men t-shirt?

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@fakehistoryhunt I had no idea that making jerky forges such a mystical connection to nature.

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@Coolio_Art How about Dances with Wolves but it's the son of President George Armstrong Custer with dinosaur herding Native Americans?

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@BrndnStrssng We have one of these outside of San Diego, it’s criminal that such bad people are making such great sandwiches

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@cmkosemen Kowloon Walled City in space reminds me of the orbital slums of people packed into decommissioned fuel tanks from Vacuum Flowers by Michael Swanwick.

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@AlsikkanTV

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@BadPostsLLC My parents like this movie a lot and we had it on vhs, so I watched it a bunch growing up. Took me a while to realize how weird the whole thing was.

“Bye honey, I’m leaving for my week long vacation you’re not allowed to come with me!”

“K.”

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@Lulamaybelle Klaus Kinsky would have eaten her alive.

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@DrWallkick Love the bit of implied advice at the end: "You bought my books, you don't need to meet me, too!"

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@BadPostsLLC Spencer Tracy: Now with Kung Fu Grip!

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@BrndnStrssng Hoping in the movie they end up fighting on top of the human tower from RRR

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@BadPostsLLC Imagine Sonny getting stabbed a 165 times at the tollbooth