Claire

[Claire @ctrayn2102]

I forgot how much I loved listening to true crime podcasts while driving #kidfreeweekend

[Claire @ctrayn2102]

Today's edition of "why is your toddler crying" is brought to you by the rotation of the Earth. "I don't want the sun to go down!" Did you get that Mother Nature?

[Claire @ctrayn2102]

Maternity leave during the #Olympics - not a bad deal

[Claire @ctrayn2102]

My kid spends a weekend with my in-laws and learns how to say grace before meals.
She spends a weekend with @atrain555 and learns how to say "hit the road," give head butts, and practices farting on command.
I think it's safe to say who the cool aunt is...

[Claire @ctrayn2102]

Minneapolis riots happened because a Black man was wrongfully murdered.
D.C. riots are happening because a White guy lost a contest. 🤔

[Claire @ctrayn2102]

Pre-mom me would get irritated when my T.V. prompted me for my password
Mom me is very thankful for this feature when the toddler gets a hold of the remote and tries to buy $30 worth of new streaming services
#parenthood

[Claire @ctrayn2102]

I just ordered PSL scented natural deodorant from @native_cos . I think I've reached peak millennial status

[Claire @ctrayn2102]

I think the real reason the CDC is discouraging large family gatherings this Thanksgiving is because it's right after the election. Thanks for saving me from those awkward political dinner conversations. Those are also hazardous to my health

[Claire @ctrayn2102]

@ShelleyHartman Keto. Slash exercising any self control - anything will be an improvement from my current diet of shove everything in sight in my mouth🙃

[Claire @ctrayn2102]

@ShelleyHartman Girl I am WITH YOU. Let's do this!👊 I'm starting today!

[Claire @ctrayn2102]

With all the #StayHome orders happening, I figured I'd finally have the time and energy to make some awesome meals for me and E and expand my culinary skills. Today I outdid myself. Elbow noodles and spring vegetables in a Mornay sauce. 10/10 would recommend

[Claire @ctrayn2102]

If love is blind, why are they in the pods in dresses and a full face of makeup? If my man falls in love with me in sweatpants and a messy bun, THEN you know that shit's real @LoveisBlindShow

[Claire @ctrayn2102]

After listening to the new @dixiechicks song #gaslighter, I'm not confident that Earl did in fact die...

[Claire @ctrayn2102]

Parenthood is a constant struggle between going to bed right after your kid does so you can sleep or staying up so you can have some peace and quiet #Iwantboth

[Claire @ctrayn2102]

Tonight I am "that mom" plying her kid with processed finger food at a winery so mama can enjoy a glass of wine #sorrynotsorry #motherhood #parentingwin

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@atrain555 It's why the camera never focused on her for more than 3 seconds at a time.

[Claire @ctrayn2102]

Momentous occasion today. I did laundry and every single sock had the correct mate #adultingwin

[Claire @ctrayn2102]

Angel food cake should be renamed overrated sugar sponge. I'm disappointed.

[Claire @ctrayn2102]

Husband is sick, kid is eating the pine needles off the tree, and I'm wrapping the Amazon box that was delivered yesterday because we forgot a gift. Merry Christmas! #nailedit #winning