trixie

you reap what you sow

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

So true

[trixie @ctrixie98]

my baby was nervous and crying while i was changing her, so i just picked up first t shirt and pants from the drawer. now im embarassed to take her out from the stroller

[trixie @ctrixie98]

thats cute, i didnt event get flowers from him

[‎ً @diorismic]

i can see the future

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me everytime i'm at work and i catch myself working harder than my wage

[trixie @ctrixie98]

using heavy af dumbelss for my legs, and then switching to 3kg dumbell to work my arms hahahahah pussy

[trixie @ctrixie98]

especially after c section
only thing that helps now is calorie deficit, my upper abs are showing a bit but will have to work my ass of for the lower part
and im not even allowed to train them for the next 6 months

[trixie @ctrixie98]

on the better note, my leg muscles are snapping back way faster than i thought they would. im already at 70% of what ny legs used to look like
but my stomach… it was HUGE during pregnancy, and my abs are ripped apart
have no fucking clue how will i regain that part

[trixie @ctrixie98]

idk wtf is wrong with me. im so judgy today

[trixie @ctrixie98]

men who drink colored water…….

[trixie @ctrixie98]

similar to women with breast implants and a soggy body

[trixie @ctrixie98]

ugly guys with tattoos and some muscles: worse than just being ugly. idk. it won’t help bro, stay nerdy maybe it can at least be cute to someone

[trixie @ctrixie98]

wish there were lamp mood indicators for people
when it’s red lamp people know to stay the fuck away and not talk to me

[trixie @ctrixie98]

hope this is a rage bait

[Motherhood @Motherhoodspx]

Make the middle of the night easier

[trixie @ctrixie98]

obsession is the scariest shit i’ve ever watched. i had the creeps for the entire movie. genuinely scared me to the bone
legit 10/10

[s44nti @s44nti]

“estás ocupado?”

yo: “no”

*videollamada entrante*

[ʚɞ @_seraphina_vale]

watch and learn

[trixie @ctrixie98]

especially the girls wearing alo in my country. you can’t even officially buy it here, which somehow makes it even more desirable. polyester, named after the way uncles answers the phone when they are pissed off. i just can’t take it seriously

[trixie @ctrixie98]

i still don’t understand the obsession with alo. expensive polyester wrapped in influencer marketing and suddenly everyone acts like it’s a personality trait

[trixie @ctrixie98]

may just go ape shit say fuck y'all to all of y'all faces