antiques roadhoe

✨kind of like a diary that I’m making everyone’s problem✨

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And they say romance is dead.

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All the roads that lead us there are winding.

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I push my luck (it shows).

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Like someone yelled “I LOVE YOUR DRESS” at me from their car today. That has to mean something, right????

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Considering using this account to just post selfies of me in dresses all summer. 🤔

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Crashing out.

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You were so emotional, like looking in a mirror.

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Crashing out. My brain can’t handle the amount of dopamine released this weekend.

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I don’t need a bad guy, got myself.

I know how to hurt me better.

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The early worms get da money. 🪱

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✨ Get stuck in her head like porn star dick ✨

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The speed at which modern nerf guns release their little nerf bullets these days is actually fucking insane.

They’re like paintball guns.

[jynx @jynxbby]

new year, same fat pussy.

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Help, I can’t stop buying myself things while I’m supposed to be Christmas shopping!

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“Safe enough to ruin you, but not damage you.”

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I’m eating rat poison for dinner.

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goodmorning, don’t trust any man. have a good day love you

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I’m thinking maybeeee I can’t have relationships ‘cause lately they’re not making any sense.

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“Kim Petras has a song that goes like… treat me like a slut, little dirty bitch I love to fuck… I think she wrote that about me.”