Bryan Standfest

It's a Moral Imperative.

[Bryan Standfest @CtrlAltDestroy]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 19 Apr 2008 (via @twi_age).

[Bryan Standfest @CtrlAltDestroy]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 19 Apr 2008 (via @twi_age).

[Bryan Standfest @CtrlAltDestroy]

@_softkill I have a guess, lol. People still read Rolling Stone? 😂

[Bryan Standfest @CtrlAltDestroy]

@_softkill The next in the bootleg tape series?
✨💯✨

[Bryan Standfest @CtrlAltDestroy]

@_softkill We all seem to want the same thing. 🤝

[Bryan Standfest @CtrlAltDestroy]

@_softkill “The user-centric model has critics”, yeah, take a look at who they represent. A model like this is long overdue.

[Bryan Standfest @CtrlAltDestroy]

@_softkill Might wanna get an early start.

[Bryan Standfest @CtrlAltDestroy]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 19 Apr 2008 (via @twi_age).

[Bryan Standfest @CtrlAltDestroy]

@realDonaldTrump just click, it couldn’t be easier.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Expand the court.

[Bryan Standfest @CtrlAltDestroy]

@roywoodjr Remember when they’d do the show live? More talent in that show that anything else on TV at the time, criminally underrated.

[Bryan Standfest @CtrlAltDestroy]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 19 Apr 2008 (via @twi_age).

[Bryan Standfest @CtrlAltDestroy]

LIVE NOW.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Tonight, we're going to do something a little bit different. Join us for a fireside chat as we talk about our vision for the future of this country and take your questions. https://t.co/TIRL3M39V2

[Bryan Standfest @CtrlAltDestroy]

@GovInslee OR has done this for the entire state. I’d hope that we’ll follow suit, as here in the South, we’re bordered by closures, but remain open.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

DNC is making the same exact mistake it did when propping up Hillary Clinton. They're putting a Democratic Conservative up to fight a far right wing nationalist instead of fighting fire with fire and putting up an actual leftist populist.
It's a guaranteed loss with Biden.

[Fort Vancouver CIS @FVHS_CIS]

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They are headed to STATE!

It's been 16 years since they've qualified!.

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[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The DNC would rather see another Trump term than let @BernieSanders have the nomination.

[Shit The Kidz Say @Shitthekidzsay]

Thea: “When you cook a hot dog, do you ever just think, ‘wow, it looks like it’s sweating’?”

Me: “Nope.”

Thea: “Really? It looks like it’s sweating.”

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Our alpha male “fuck your feelings” Big Strong Guy President canceled his NATO press conference ‘cuz other people made fun of him and he was sad so he’s gonna go home #MAGA