Irene Okpanachi

Freelance Tech Writer | Journalist | Android Police | Bread Addict | Not necessarily in that order

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

The Abducted Oyo school children and teachers will be freed this week.

[SEUN Durojaiye 🇳🇬 @DurojaiyeSegun]

I am glad Arsenal didn't win, and PSG has less than 1% of the fan base in Nigeria, so at least we can all go back to reality.

42 abducted children are still being held in the cold forests of Oyo State.

[Baba Mo 👨‍🍼 🦡🌵 @Anthonytyga]

left for me all schools send be closed in Nigeria, 40 children are abducted and you are still comfortable sending your children to to school. We are fucking insane.

[shift @joinshiftX]

Today, we're launching shift. We're starting by cleaning your apartment in New York City, for free.

Here's how it works. Book a shift cleaning. A vetted shift operator comes to your home wearing one of our devices. They clean. They leave. You pay nothing.

In exchange, we record the cleaning. Robotics is being built on data about how people do daily tasks, and the value of that recording is what funds the service. Anything personal in it is anonymized before the recording is processed.

By now, you have heard about the shift to AI more times than you can count. About the shift toward you, the part where you actually feel it, you have heard almost nothing. Shift is what starts to make it concrete, in specific cities, with specific services.

Today, cleaning in New York. Soon, handymen, repairs, and errands across the globe. And this is just one side of shift, with more on the way.

Comment “shift” and we’ll send you an early access link.

[miia @miiagarro]

getting your period right after a day of crying is so validating like i knew i wasn't a weak bitch... i was just hormonally possessed

[Jum @JesterJum]

Not to sound geriatric but...you know what i miss?

Turning something on and it just works.

No account setup. No app download. No QR code. No "sign in to continue".

Just plug it in and it does the thing its supposed to do.

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Manager: Are you busy?

Me: Yeah

Manager: Quick call?

Me:

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

You cannot rehabilitate a person that beheads a person.

You cannot rehabilitate someone that offs people for sport.

You cannot rehabilitate someone that kidnaps and rapes children.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

46 children are in terrorists den.
46 children are in terrorists den.
46 children are in terrorists den.
The Nigerian Government is doing nothing.

46 children are in terrorists den.
46 children are in terrorists den.
46 children are in terrorists den.
The Nigerian Government is doing nothing.

Please retweet this for the world to see.
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[Mark Gurman @markgurman]

BREAKING: A first look with renders at Apple’s upcoming iOS 27, completely revamped Siri, major new AI features, enhanced photo editing, a customizable Camera app aimed at pros and more. https://t.co/RvKch3m67S

[꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ @Softnessa_]

My lil sister asked about evolution and dad started a family war

[Aunty Kitty @wake_up_girl_3]

Me thinking about 20 years ago, how I used to buy ringtones. Fast forward to now, I’ve had my phone on silent for 9 years…😂

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me when i find a perfect 2000s series with 6 seasons and 16+ episodes each