niam

da monks fw my vibe 🦦

[wolfie 🐾 @dumbahhdoggy]

fleshlight brand called "I Can't Believe It's Not Pussy!"

[40 @40URTY]

“Relies on lyrics” lmaooooo this is what rap discourse has come to

[Matteo @ReichNeverDies]

Eating pussy not for her pleasure, but for an ample serving of Lactobacilli bacteria to improve my gut health

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

when the hulk smashes everything he's incredible but when I do it I'm a hoe

[🇬🇾 @geekedgoob]

woke up checked my laptop saw the xvideo tabs from last night and re gooned to the same shit before washing my face or brushing my teeth

[♠️ @ayzorla]

u can tell when a guy’s main reason for grinding is cause he has a ‘beat it chick’ fantasy

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

If i am your side nigga, and you and
your boyfriend break up, then we are done too.i don't want no promotion,call me when yougot a new man.

[niam @ctrllin]

@KitasanMR This just proves melee players are neanderthals. Then there’s me (a low cortisol Hitscan chud)

[vernaxes @verzasah]

They aborted my duo.

I can't stop thinking that the gamer who would have ranked up with me was aborted in this timeline, and that's why I soloq. In another alternate timeline, their mother didn't abort them, and they grew up to duo with me. I must be very high ranked there.

[niam @ctrllin]

@fflocc Send me the link please 🙏🏽

[juannick @guytellsjokes]

My neighbor taking dick rn talking bout she’s just a fuck cow it’s crazily white over there wtf

[𝐼𝑠𝑎𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 ⋆☽₊˚.𓋹.˚₊☾⋆ @cutesy_kuromiii]

White people and that hair color hierarchy really kills me

[P @Pjustgotback]

I’m healed now, bring me the exact same bitch. This the rematch

[conny @BlvckJxsus]

when i see Black ppl in public w/bonnets or durags on i literally don’t think anything of it. i don’t think anything of it because i’m not a dicksucking weirdo who can’t mind they own business.

[Jose @Jose90491864]

type of dude you see through the crack of the public bathroom stall while you're looking for an empty one

[… @ihatemybtch]

nggas had 13 years to stack $80