Ctrl.T 🐆

[Ctrl.T 🐆 @ctrlthelma]

With love’❤️

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

i feel humiliated when i've been trying to cross the road for about seven minutes, and then someone shows up and crosses it like it's no big deal.

[cuntello @selholic]

lower ur eyebrows damn and enough with the puppy face.... ur 34

[Lillie Winger @LillieWinger]

“im too busy for a relationship” is no longer a valid excuse. jensen huang found the time for THREE and he ran a multi billion dollar company.

lock in.

[🎀 @spynbuns]

imagine getting ignored for long periods of time, so then you communicate that you don’t enjoy being ignored & that you want more transparency, only to then still get ignored after that conversation

[Kenny @akomolafe_kenny]

@Nazasupremacy Introvert wey fit slip for bathroom nack head for tiles and die... People think they can be overly careful to avoid accidents

[Crashoutells🫧🎀 @Nazasupremacy]

Overly dull people irk me out so bad,6 people died in a house party at Unn and you’re thanking God that your “introvert lifestyle” has saved you again,are you not foolish??

[john-john 🐈‍⬛ @webheadprince]

Dating is so funny bc for some people it literally just works and for me it’s just a bunch of life lessons what-ifs

[devyn @yoodevyn]

Idc if we met 30mins ago…
Put me first.

[lotteonyourmind🐆💋 @CharlotteEverrr]

“Omg, your forehead is so big”

Me:

[MyMy🫦 @sagittariusasfc]

I don’t be missing nobody 😭😭 i feel like once communication stops u become non existent to me

[Daniel Clifford @cliifforrd]

bro, i dey work but i no dey chop.

FUCK YOU, TINUBU!!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!

[k @ysljennii]

When you hear how much the company made this year but your paycheck is still the same

[Nayy🌺🌸 @nayreeves70]

the worst feeling I’ve experienced this year was having insane chemistry with someone i’ll never be with.

[Stikesh 7 @Stikesh3]

anything wey i tell you say na my favorite
just know say na for now
once i guide, everything go change.

[𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 @Matchalover37]

I hate interviewing like can you just pick me

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

me and him after blocking and unblocking each other for the 10303737272th time

[dani.⭐️ @chukwunonyerem_]

if you like do slow burn o, fast burn, love bombing, going out for dates, wetin wan spoil go spoil.
heartbreak go meet una for front.
e no even go far.

[‏ًً @enletritas]

“Seguro tienes otros.” Amor, ni siquiera te tengo a ti.

[Temi🧚🏼‍♀️ @Hoeslovet3m1]

I'm so tired of starting all over again. Now someone else has to see my titties 😭

[y4yi @yxyiagain]

lekkiwoods dem useless ehn😭