christian🤎

so houston

[ju༊·˚ @juloccd]

i think yall are just losers im sorry

[ray ᥫ᭡ @papito_ray]

You actually cannot allow a hangover to win. Get up immediately, brush your teeth, have breakfast & fight😭😭😭😭

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[. @TyyTyra]

a nurse just asked me what “DNR” mean baby lemme report you to HR

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i love the word "interesting" cause it's so chaotically neutral

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When I was flirting because I was bored and they ask “when can I see you”

[𐙚𝔅𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔷 𝔡𝔬𝔩𝔩 (FUCK ICE) @luviorgirl]

didn’t you use to fw-

[Ember @SaintHubertKing]

anatomically, white people have a lot more in common with chimpanzees than black people

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

start beliving kids man i promise no 6 year old is lying about a family member touching them, they don't even really know what it means.

[𝓓. ᯓᡣ𐭩 @PoeticBlckgrl]

Her best friend being the bully all along had me gagged

Then she didn't even cut her off in the end. Actually kept being friends. 😭

[ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀ @DollarBeKnowing]

Me still trying to enjoy summer in poor air quality, risking diarrhea from a caesar salad and swallowing glass from eating a croissant

[𝖗𝖆𝖍 @turahjeannie]

this is why its so important to stay spiritually protected bc a a whole flyer is crazy, i really wish ppl took the power of the tongue more seriously

[lei 𖤝 @bitefemmes]

Ykw maybe spreadin dat monkey was warranted

[taoki @justalexoki]

as fucked up as it sounds, spending energy gives you more energy. you just gotta start

[Larry July @LL_CJay]

Nigga want hamburger leader

[rod @ItsAllRod]

They on twitter saying $130K not worth putting in a lil work for.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.

[moneee ♡︎ @BaeHelpAdri]

i’ll lick a ho from tit to clit , you gon rmb me , promise pinky

[𓂀 @yonceduh]

Nah it gets me heated actually. Then they get mad like “why you sending me pictures you posted on IG?” Because last time you said “😍😍😍” and marcus273 replied to my story and said he will kill niggas about me from the same picture I sent you! 🤣🤣🤣

[jules ᰔᩚ @incelibacy]

AI could never replicate this level of CUNTTT