Keith Bennett

English & Creative writing student at Staffordshire University, wannabe novelist, lefty, dad, grandad and decrepit old bloke who likes decrepit old motorbikes.

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

You’re asking why. Now ask who.

[Dominic Minghella @DMinghella]

Just heard the Home Secretary stand up in Parliament and declare that "the British people support the Rwanda plan".

I'm sick of these guys telling me what I support.

I do not support the "Rwanda plan".

If you don't either, please retweet.

[Keith Bennett @ctuallyKeithB]

@EbdonMelanie Don't forget my word: 'edraculation'.

[Keith Bennett @ctuallyKeithB]

@KemiBadenoch Absolute load of horse manure.

[Keith Bennett @ctuallyKeithB]

I've just entered the @jerichowriters #First500 competition for a chance to win a 1-2-1 with an agent, a full MS assessment and a lifetime Jericho Writers Membership. What a prize! Wish me luck 🤞

[Keith Bennett @ctuallyKeithB]

@EmmaJanePreston @IngramGlynis My graduation (daft hat) day will be the twenty-fifth of this month. I turned sixty last month. Never too late...

[Keith Bennett @ctuallyKeithB]

@EbdonMelanie @drpaulbarratt Some people are just impossible to reason with. They know what they know and that's that. Or rather, they choose to believe whatever makes them feel safe and comfortable, rejecting anything that feels threatening. The ostriches' heads are firmly buried in the sand.

[Keith Bennett @ctuallyKeithB]

@EbdonMelanie I used to live in Knutton... It is quite leafy.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Refugees would always be welcome in my house, Tories fucking wouldn’t.

No human is illegal.
Refugees welcome.

[terry christian @terrychristian]

RT if you would gladly swap our racists for refugees

[Keith Bennett @ctuallyKeithB]

@WilliamHite @BestForBritain @RichardJMurphy @crimlawuk Nope. It'll be a one-way ticket to Rwanda for you, you nasty asylum seeker. Horrible to say, even in jest, but appallingly, not impossible.

[Keith Bennett @ctuallyKeithB]

@supertanskiii Brilliant as always. Please keep it up!

[Keith Bennett @ctuallyKeithB]

@ArfurZTowcrate @Ed_Miliband In Staffordshire, perchance? Not relevant, I know, but I've been looking for Alan Povey's little books for ages.

[Keith Bennett @ctuallyKeithB]

@SteveCa30448773 @meralhece @JeremyClarkson @MetroUK Fat? Irrelevant. Old? Well, apart from his outrageous claim that people his age feel the same, also irrelevant. The man's a git, regardless of his shape and age.

[Keith Bennett @ctuallyKeithB]

@Chrissunbed @RishiSunak Sunak's enough of a problem by himself.

[Keith Bennett @ctuallyKeithB]

@Sargstappen @RishiSunak You really don't.

[Keith Bennett @ctuallyKeithB]

@TimothyWestNews Happy birthday, Mr West.

[Keith Bennett @ctuallyKeithB]

@EbdonMelanie I believe in life after the succession of useless spunktrumpets the Tory party's undoubtedly going to foist upon us until they can't dodge a general election any longer.

[Keith Bennett @ctuallyKeithB]

@alreadytaken74 Looks like he was whacked in the face with a plank as a kid.

[Keith Bennett @ctuallyKeithB]

@EnglishStaffs I'm hoping I'll be over this bout of The-Virus-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named.
You know, the one that doesn't exist anymore...