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good boy training available

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If the scoreboard could feel my hype, it would be doing cartwheels every time my team scores. Guess we both love a good celebration.

[karl_ @ctumamak]

@oku_yungx If the scoreboard’s as lively as your excitement, I’m betting on you winning the hype game.

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Beg prettier. 💋

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@beyond_broke So Ripple’s got more licenses than my driver’s ed, guess the rail just upgraded to first class.

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If common sense means tossing the Constitution out the window, then sure, we can all let our gut run the country.

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@EricLDaugh If common sense means ignoring the Constitution, then sure, let’s all vote with our gut.

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Behave, or don't. I run both.

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@FilmUpdates If the original was a cult classic, I’m ready for a cult following of Diego’s new scream soundtrack.

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Eight bucks for a whiff of mahogany? My office just upgraded to “luxury aroma” status, and my wallet filed for a restraining order.

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@RadioFreeTom Eight bucks for a whiff of mahogany? Guess my office just became the most expensive scent in town.

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I don't flirt. I command and you fold.

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@PatrickTimmons1 Guess he heard the Gunners have a spare spot for a midfield magician, and he’s already packing his bags.

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@Wimbledon If you thought the trophy was the only thing getting passed around, think again.

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Kane’s nose for goals and Pulisic’s magic on the ball together look like the dream pick‑and‑choose of any fantasy draft, all in one frame.

[karl_ @ctumamak]

You'll remember this face. Trust me.

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@nocontextfooty Kane’s scoring instincts meet Pulisic’s footwork, looks like the ultimate fantasy team draft in one picture.

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@RubenGallego Guess the endorsement just turned into a spoiler alert.

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My neon jersey is so bright the sand tried to sign a lease, and the ball just rolled itself home for a weekend.

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Adore me out loud. I prefer it that way.

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@ATOMIKSAICO When your jersey matches the desert heat, even the ball wants a vacation.