chris underwood

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

[Martyr Made @martyrmade]

“Socialism” didn’t cause companies to take advantage of labor & regulatory arbitrage by offshoring. They didn’t need a central planning board to tell them it’s more profitable to pay child laborers pennies on the dollar, or dump waste in rivers rather than properly dispose of it.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

NFL RIGGED!!! IT TOOK 2 SECONDS FOR THE REFS TO CHEAT FOR THE CHIEFS!!!!’ UNREAL!!! #nflrigged @nflcommish

[chris underwood @ctunderwood]

@AnnaSellers521 @zachlanebryan 400 for 2 in wv, worth it but the money is going to scum.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Wal-Mart gives its managers a 53-page handbook called "A Manager's Toolbox to Remaining Union-Free."

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

If you find yourself constantly dreaming about your high-stress job, don't worry—your brain is just learning how to do that job better.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Worldwide, females earn $18 trillion, but spend $28 trillion.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you've officially run out of excuses

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In middle school, Kevin Federline was named "Most Likely to Be Seen on 'America's Most Wanted'."

[chris underwood @ctunderwood]

@Jmckinney5 has an overactive excrement system. #every10minutes

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

How I feel when my wifi isn't working

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

WWI allied soldiers would fire thousands of rounds at random over the German trenches to boil the water in their machine guns to make tea.

[chris underwood @ctunderwood]

Hashtag. Love my yorkiepoo

[Allison Tyler @alllliioop]

What if I ever had time to go to the gym 😒😒

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Googled worst idea ever...

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A worker's productivity decreases the more exhausted they are—to the point where someone working 70 hours weekly only does 55 hours of work.

[Allison Tyler @alllliioop]

Idk how my mom has raised my brother without pulling her hair out. #HappyFreakingMothersDay #GodBlessYou