Sweaty Kruger

lightin’ farts and breakin’ hearts

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I see a lot of Baby Yoda stuff in thrift stores these days. How quick we are as a society to discard the little guy,

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Incredible that I type “whitest” into IMDb and prime time Emmy’s are the top result. I mean yeah we know…

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Woke Mortal Kombat: “Finish Them”

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It’s funny… when you’re on the toilet, you’d never eat or drink at the same time, but move over to the bath? Champagne and a charcuterie please. Same room.

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Me when the robot uprising starts and I gotta kill the kura robot server:

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Stoked for the King of the Hill reboot because I just had 3 different “we buy your used vinyl” places turn down my extra Chuck Mangione record. The people have forgotten.

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This season of White Lotus is truly a master class in face acting. The dialogue is incredible don’t get me wrong but the face acting, especially Parker Posey, is just NEXT LEVEL.

[Sweaty Kruger @cturpen26]

My hot take is I don’t think technical skill is important or impressive in the arts if you’re not creating anything original.

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It makes sense why they’re always hanging out together because if someone only had time one clear shot at them, it’s an impossible choice.

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@goddamnshoe Also two of the smartest people I’ve ever heard talk about the inner workings of the music business

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@goddamnshoe The musical team up I didn’t know I needed, but Rage Against the Revival would go so hard

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Wow Mickey 17. What a shining example of the saying “Dystopian fiction doesn’t predict the future, it criticizes the present”

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@goddamnshoe Rose is one of my all time favorites and Maisie in ep 2 is what I want my future daughter to be like

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“Ahh this season had a GREAT cast!”
- Me anytime I see a clip of any season of Taskmaster (UK & NZ)

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

graffiti getting a little too real

[Sweaty Kruger @cturpen26]

There are TWO (2) groups of people who are not immigrants to this country somewhere down their family line, and neither of them are white folks. Tired of hearing people who wouldn’t exist without it complain about immigration.

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Republicans greatest strength might be that they really capitalized on the fact that, by design, Christians are gullible

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Pretty disappointed Kendrick didn’t kill Drake on live TV as the finale for the halftime show

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Knew where we’d be a whole year ago, still disappointed

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If you don’t think that Donald Trump is going to win this election, you haven’t been to a Walmart recently. We are fucked.