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#fakenews. Canadian Broadcast Comedy - Parody account to report latest breaking stories from the Parody Cabinet

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QUEBEC: @JustinTrudeau will not be taking any more questions regarding #lavscam #JustinTrudeau #resigntrudeau #cdnpoli #SNCLavalin #sncgate #Canada

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@iamIqraKhalid @WomenDeliver I wonder if any women are going to go down in #LavScam ? So far a white male, and @JustinTrudeau will make 2 white men. What about @telfordk ? Maybe she can equalize it by jumping off the sinking ship next. #cdnpoli #Canada

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NOT FAKE NEWS: Alex Trebek would like to be Governor General post-Jeopardy. Is there anyone who doesn't love this idea? #Canada
#cdnpoli #Jeopardy #Canadian

https://t.co/6uMSWJYo38

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@iamIqraKhalid Accusing others of fear mongering while activly fear mongering is rich.

Butts I like how you're trying to distract ppl from your own dumpster fire of a cabinet. Won't work, you lose come October! #over #cdnpoli #canada #LavScam #TrudeauMustGo #Canada #Canpoli #Election2019

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BREAKING: We have learned that Justin Trudeau has been assaulted by two men wearing yellow vests & CPC hats and yelling "This is Sheer country". Sources say he had a skate lace tied around his throat and the assailants poured maple syrup on his face #cdnpoli #HateHoax #LavScam

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@anthonyfurey Thankfully it's not @cathmckenna

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@abu_hafz112233 @HonAhmedHussen https://t.co/Bpi7eIe7a9

Is where you do it, not on Twitter.

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@bruce_arthur @RobSilver Cheney was elected. Read slowly, allow the words to sink in before tweeting.

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@ec_minister @RideauCanalNHS @ParksCanada @capital_exp Isn't roasting marshmallows contributing to CO2 emissions? Why do you hate the earth?

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LET US KNOW: Are you in favor of probing Butts?

#cdnpoli #LavScam #buttsresignation #canada

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BUTTS RESIGNATION: "Any accusations are simply not true."

ANALYSIS: That completely explains the lack of answers and now a top staffer resignation. The rats are abandoning the ship, @Puglaas has some thing huge coming and they know it. #parodycabinet #canada #cdnpoli #butts

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BUTTS RESIGNS

Lengthy statement below, at the end of which one can only ask:

“Then why resign?” #LavScam #cdnpoli #lpc

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BREAKING: Gerald Butts has resigned, leaving the country without a leader. #cdnpoli #canada #LavScam

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@cathmckenna It's just a shame your groping corrupt puppet figure head has sunk the ship and you won't be in power enough to implement your plan. 😂

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@mackaycartoons @sunlorrie @TheSpec It is not about violence against women, your narrow minds just perceive it like that. Some people just aren't happy unless they're offended and bitching and whining about something. Your lives must be so dull.

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UPDATE: From not speaking French to the resignation of Minister Brisson, we here at CBCtweets are working tirelessly to try to keep up with Justins many twists and turns of the demotion of the JWR and the #LavScam scandal. #ParodyCabinet #cdnpoli #Canada

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HAPPENING NOW: Exclusive, a live look at the Liberal Party damage control meeting regarding #LavScam.

#cdnpoli #Canada #LetJodySpeak #LetHerSpeak

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@AlliRothberg @AlexpiersonAMP You have the bar set pretty low for what goes for amazing.

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@QueensLiberals @MitzieHunter @OYLorg @ontario_liberal Thought this was a caucus meeting, but then realized there were far too many people there for that to be the case. #ONpoli

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Happy #ValentinesDay #Canada. Never fall out of #Love and hope your SO looks at you the @JustinTrudeau looks at @ButttsGerald