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@WXMoose Ya hate to see it

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@CloverleafMall Class and ECU don't belong in the same sentence

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@espn For the love of all that is holy, please get @BillWalton off the air. He is absolutely awful.

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@ryanstruyk @jaketapper

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

Marshaling all of my energy for ... “meh.”

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@DrEricBall @clairedixonnn Tell ur ma that!

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

1. Tomatoes don’t belong in sandwiches (including hamburgers) or salads.

2. Zucchini and eggplant suck

3. Banana bread is dumb

4. Stop saying “nom nom nom”

5. Anyone who overcooks their eggs or meat should serve prison time

6. Dark chocolate is awful

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The real Superheroes are the healthcare workers, grocery store clerks, truck drivers, cleaners, civic workers, and the people who keep the electricity runnin’. Merica.

[Mike Bourne @bourne0513]

@JonahDispatch

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#BarstoolBestBar #BarstoolWheel

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Thanks to all the truck drivers, store clerks, and other unsung heroes of the essential businesses.

And don’t forget state/local govt workers.

Shout out to @WilsonNC sanitation worker who greeted me with a smile and helped me while I struggled to get my trash to the street.

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@Lileks Does it come with an anvil?

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@guypbenson Yeah, so now it’s *4th* and 2.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

You and the person you’re isolated with by day 11 of the quarantine @icanteven

[Ananya Sen @AnanyaS1190]

This. GIF. Is. Everything. https://t.co/AJTRxvzKfH

[The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher @NumbersMuncher]

I don't know why this is so difficult. #StayAtHome

[Dr. Sanjay Gupta @drsanjaygupta]

Please don’t get complacent this weekend. I know it will be hard, as this is really starting to settle in for many. Stay home. Slow down. Tidy up. Call an old friend, as they are hopefully home as well. Please behave as if you have the virus. So, be kind.

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

To date, Xi has made 3 big mistakes in the coronavirus era: (1) covering up the initial outbreak (2) blaming the US for the virus (3) kicking out Western journalists. He also has 2 wins: (1) success in containing the virus at home, and (2) providing assistance to other countries.