Courtney

Sorry Dad

[David Khait @David_Khait]

🚨 LA Mayor Karen Bass REALLOCATED funding from LA fire department and put it towards… NEW IMMIGRANT FAMILY services that recently arrived to LA. Services such as… HOUSING.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Megyn Kelly goes off on the Los Angeles DEI Fire Chef, like only she can!
Must Watch! 👏👏👏

[Courtney @ctwist781]

#BestBarRileys

[Courtney @ctwist781]

Apparently Twitter is fun again

[Courtney @ctwist781]

Clearly I’m good luck chuck all my cheating ex’s are getting married

[molly walsh @MollyWalsh]

Bad luck Chuck

[Courtney @ctwist781]

Well most of them got traded 🤷🏼‍♀️

[molly walsh @MollyWalsh]

K @BostonsBlackie just asked @ctwist781 To go to the first Bruins game Thursday. Courtney can only name the guys on the team she made out with 😑

[Blackie @BostonsBlackie]

Day drinking with @ctwist781 and @MollyWalsh... What's the worst that can happen?

[molly walsh @MollyWalsh]

Courtney is allowed to drink for the first time in a month. Second we get beers "ok let’s chug" let’s Monday! @ctwist781

[Courtney @ctwist781]

If someone on the bachelorette mentions the pandemic one more time I’m smashing my tv #TheBachelorette

[Courtney @ctwist781]

String me along https://t.co/92UvsEfS2l

[Courtney @ctwist781]

Am I high or do the water droplets in bugs life look super refreshing 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Courtney @ctwist781]

“You got that big dick energy” -Al

[Courtney @ctwist781]

Me: Alex why are you smiling Alex: this is my resting nice face

[Courtney @ctwist781]

A bird just shit on @Doctah_Dre

[Courtney @ctwist781]

“And then he’d wanna have sex with me after watching iCarly” -Erin

[Courtney @ctwist781]

What happened to Michelle Branch? 🤔

[Emily K @Emily_Katz]

Before

[Courtney @ctwist781]

Damn you were my childhood crush RIP 💔

[Courtney @ctwist781]

Ya Mac miller

[Courtney @ctwist781]

I am literally the wicked witch of the West when it comes to coming near me at a nightclub now so don’t.

[Courtney @ctwist781]

Remember that one time we brushed our teeth and we both looked at each other and smiled and had mouths full of blood @Emily_Katz