They left home as boys 8 decades ago to go out and save the world. Last night they sat at the WWII Memorial together and celebrated their country's 250th. Still heroic.
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.
Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me - excuse me?
Her - you are wasting our bags!
Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her - that's not my job!
Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her - why are you using two bags?!
Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her - exactly.
Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don't get it.
And with that, she returned to her small Podium to resume texting or playing games on her phone or whatever she was occupied with before she opted to come over and criticize my bagging abilities.😂😂
BREAKING: With the flip of LSU EDGE Commit Jaiden “The Destroyer” Bryant, the Miami Hurricanes 2027 Class has moved to #1 nationally in the Touchdown Timothy recruiting class rankings
IT’S GREAT TO BE A MIAMI HURRICANE!!!!!!!!!!
The first thing K'Andre Miller did after advancing to the Stanley Cup Final was hold his new baby
No amount of success will ever replace the value of family.
This is what changes culture.
Told my landlord I was moving out ‘cause I just switched careers and gotta tighten up my expenses. She hit me with a call: How much do you want to pay?
I gave her my number. Y’all… she dropped my rent to exactly what I asked for, put the concession on my account, and said “I really want you to stay, we love having you here.”
Man, God is good fr.
A Dollar General employee with diabetes started feeling the symptoms of a hypoglycemic episode while working at the cash register.
She grabbed a $1.69 orange juice from the store and drank it to stabilize her blood sugar, then paid for it after the medical emergency passed.
She did pay for it.
But the company fired her anyway, calling it “grazing” because she consumed the item before purchase.
Later, a jury sided with her and awarded her $277,565 total, including $27,565 in back pay and $250,000 in compensatory damages.
🔥 BREAKING: Miami Coach Mario Cristobal just dropped a POWER MOVE — he’s bringing PRESIDENT TRUMP to speak to the team!
“I want them to learn something from one of my friends. When you fail… don’t give up.”
Real ones teaching resilience. This is how you build winners. 💪🇺🇸
#Trump #Cristobal #MiamiHurricanes
Every year, I share this video of French caretakers who take sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy, and scrub them into the letters to give them the gold coloring.
They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died.
France also gave us this land as American soil. #MemorialDayWeekend