Chris

stay classy

[Chris @ctywanick]

cinamon toast crunch

[Chris @ctywanick]

bidets for every kid in america

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people dont even know what they dont even know about ants

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i used to think a California king was gluttonous. Then I learned about the Alaskan king

[Chris @ctywanick]

@NHLionsBaseball @KeithGroller @BCDiamondHawks Bottom row second from the left (Yocum) and top row 5th from right (Krebsi)

[Chris @ctywanick]

BIDETS ARE BACK!!!

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(Impressionist, 2024) Carlos Beltran freezing on a 3-2 count in the bottom of the 9th in the 2006 NLCS

[Chris @ctywanick]

never meet your heroes

[Chris @ctywanick]

@andrew_tj_ You can definitely never go wrong with any of the TUSHY products. Thanks for calling in!

[Chris @ctywanick]

Need a last minute holiday gift? You already know!! #BIDETSZN

[Chris @ctywanick]

what if we got LeBron James to dunk a basketball through a toilet seat hoop that had a bidet attached to it

[Chris @ctywanick]

if you want to choose violence this holiday season - ask an open room, “who do you think is more famous- LeBron or T swift?” Watch the men and women around you tear each other apart at the seams. Chairs will be thrown, pillars of democracy burned down, friendships obliterated

[Chris @ctywanick]

man i was just thinking about Lebron today

[Pancheros @pancheros]

can't think of anywhere more romantic than a Pancheros tbh

[TUSHY Bidet @hellotushy]

Don’t call, spraying my ass

[Chris @ctywanick]

The CRUSTY BUTT charmin ultra strong bears don’t want a bidet in every toilet in America 🇺🇸 but WE DO!! #overcome

[Andrew Berger @andrew_tj_]

@ctywanick Public enemy number one is this family. They must be stopped.

[Chris @ctywanick]

Proper Hygiene starts with a bidet! And it’s good for the environment! Think green 😤 think bidet 😎

[Chris @ctywanick]

BIG Toilet has been trying to suppress the truth, but we will keep at it! A bidet in every toilet in this country by end of 2024 🚽 spread the word!!

[Chris @ctywanick]

Joe Biden serious about winning this election? Bidets for every American 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Chris @ctywanick]

a bidet in every toilet in America 🇺🇸