d’s gf

[s @sfergs_]

Please don’t ever feel comfortable enough around me to do coke I will start screaming at the top of my lungs

[TopKidGooseCreek @Praisekyng]

young thug not even young or a thug anymore nigga just a old civilian

[NIRAH ✰ @sexyyni]

I be thinking my butt is big then I see a real big ass booty and be like ok

[③ @zurskiii]

Soon as a woman send me the 💯 emoji I know she can help me move a fridge upstairs

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

You need a lot of inner peace to avoid getting rage baited by your mom

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Imagine hating on me while i analyse the socio-cultural context you grew up in to understand why you’re such a loser.

[bunny @fadedbunny]

5 seconds into seeing my homegirl and my life is fixed #thepoweroffriendship

[hydra @blephin2]

fuck “😭” we’re going back to 😂

[𖡼𖤣𖥧 @littleondas]

quando seu dia já tá uma merda e aí você vê um homem cuspindo na rua

[ؘ @mellvsk]

“nunca te vi triste”
eu no pior dia da minha vida

[mika @mikasagrada]

como é a sensação de reassistir uma série quando você tem uma memória péssima:

[Victoria @cozyvictoria]

Someone sneezed so I said bless you & then I sneezed literally a minute later & she didn’t say it back. Be careful out there guys there’s a lot of evil spirited people walking among us in society

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[yeah? 🔻 @capitalismh4ter]

s'appeler zinedine zidane c'est un peu comme s'appeler tralalero tralala

[َ @gffyoq]

i don't have a type but i do have a very concerning pattern.

[J A RR E TT™️ @heyylevon]

y’all rmb when kim k had a game on the app store?

and why was it good asf?!?!

[luza! @veirazul]

la vida cuando tenes un plan que incluye maquillarte y sacarte muchas fotos

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

cuando solo dormí 3 horas y el profesor decide apagar las luces para poner un vídeo

[steph ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @justsumsexygirl]

kinda obsessed with this girl that i follow on instagram bc whenever she gets a new bf she doesn’t delete the exes pics and they’re just slowly collecting on her feed