Jacob Winslow

[ESPN @espn]

JARED GOFF AND THE LIONS BEAT THE SEAHAWKS IN A MONDAY NIGHT THRILLER 😎

[Jacob Winslow @Cub30___]

@mayflowerking Bro why is this how I’m finding out about this?

[kyle @kgeich]

I’ve made it to Mecca

[league @itsleague]

What's a crab rangoon to a crab rangoblin?

[Ryan @Ryanmcc_9]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment I see

[MIR @bearshome_art]

Champagne of beer, it is, young Skywalker.

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Rams vs Lions summarized in :22 seconds:

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

How electric was that

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID

Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document

[Jacob Winslow @Cub30___]

@OhApostropheBee I’m sorry for your immense loss brother, perfect time to become a Lions fan though 🤷‍♂️

[Jacob Winslow @Cub30___]

@mayflowerking Dude for real, the boys were ruthless

[Jacob Winslow @Cub30___]

@mayflowerking Bet, Colin and I were just talking about it last week. I think Jace is coming too

[Jacob Winslow @Cub30___]

@mayflowerking You actually going?

[Jacob Winslow @Cub30___]

@samduff0 @druthefoo @MoneybaggSoto @mayflowerking It’s a Midwest thing, you wouldn’t understand 🤷‍♂️

[Jacob Winslow @Cub30___]

@samduff0 @druthefoo How do I downvote a tweet?

[Jacob Winslow @Cub30___]

@samduff0 My most anticipated tweet of the year 🙌

[Jacob Winslow @Cub30___]

@samduff0 You’re used to doing something else, you know what I mean 😉

[Jacob Winslow @Cub30___]

@OhApostropheBee It’s almost like y’all are twins or something 🤷‍♂️