derek mantini (beloved by merchants)

this is about you, this is about me, this is about the WWE

[derek mantini (beloved by merchants) @OhApostropheBee]

I would be half the man I am today without him.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

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It’s not right to do this to Darius Garland. :(

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

That's a 7'4" Alien chasing a 6'1" point guard�

[derek mantini (beloved by merchants) @OhApostropheBee]

I have never known a shelf I couldn’t corral.

[derek mantini (beloved by merchants) @OhApostropheBee]

Merry silksong eve to all.

[derek mantini (beloved by merchants) @OhApostropheBee]

Somebody has filled my yard with an assortment of rabbits and toads.

[derek mantini (beloved by merchants) @OhApostropheBee]

Douglas Jones is no victim.

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We should all carry a gourd.

[derek mantini (beloved by merchants) @OhApostropheBee]

Million dollar idea: hook me up to a gas pump filled with chocolate milk.

[derek mantini (beloved by merchants) @OhApostropheBee]

Top 5 men

1. LeBron James
2. David Lynch
3. Michael Phelps
4. Fidel Castro
5. MF DOOM

[derek mantini (beloved by merchants) @OhApostropheBee]

Fucking GOML kid.

[derek mantini (beloved by merchants) @OhApostropheBee]

Everyone is jealous of me because I have seasons 1-4 of Seinfeld on DVD.

[derek mantini (beloved by merchants) @OhApostropheBee]

Sour ice breakers taste like Modern Warfare 2.

[derek mantini (beloved by merchants) @OhApostropheBee]

Thinking about all the Colby’s out there. Gotta be the worst name of all time.

[derek mantini (beloved by merchants) @OhApostropheBee]

As I square up to face the 350 lb American Gestapo agent in single combat, the Godskin Noble OST begins to play.

[derek mantini (beloved by merchants) @OhApostropheBee]

I’ve locked myself away in my tower for days honing my mind power.

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A follow from an elderly British man on Letterboxd has made my day.

… no my life is not “pathetic”.

[derek mantini (beloved by merchants) @OhApostropheBee]

Desperately need a burgundy suit.

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Oh the rage I contain, truly an all hope is lost day.