ki(t) swan

regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at all

[ki(t) swan @watchingfrasier]

We made it boys

[ki(t) swan @watchingfrasier]

went to bed a little high and dreamed an entirely new horror movie plot

[ki(t) swan @watchingfrasier]

olive was found on the street after presumably being dumped by an owner who moved, all she wants to do is purr and play and snuggle she is the sweetest and most sociable little angel I can't imagine leaving her behind!!

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Do you ever look at your pre-owned cat and think how could someone have not wanted you?? Someone didn't love you?? Absolutely insane

[ki(t) swan @watchingfrasier]

it's only july and my techo is getting so fat

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[ki(t) swan @watchingfrasier]

oh shes really cute

[birdbath @birdbath]

Always keep cash and a blade or blunt object on you. I was walking home one night and a guy on a bmx bike asked if I wanted to buy it. He requested a mere $10. I knew he stole it, but I had spraypaint at my house so I took him up on the deal. Then he inquired where he could get crack. It was 3 am but I knew just the place, so I directed him there whilst doing bunny hops and riding lazily on the back pegs. Then the crack dealer asked me about the bike and offered me $20 for it. Never accept the first offer. I told him i had it for years and was really sentimental about it, the guy who sold it to me earlier didn't utter a word because I already flashed the boxcutter I keep in my crewsocks when I went to grab the $10 earlier for him. We eventually settled on a trade of 3 grams of meth for it. I tell you this because I want you to remember that the whole world doesn't exist behind a screen, but rather with people who actually who go outside with an open mind. You always have to be ready to kill people though

[ki(t) swan @watchingfrasier]

big thank you to whoever had this copy of catch 22 before me, for highlighting the first time the title of the book is mentioned

[ki(t) swan @watchingfrasier]

the feminine urge to leave work early and go play the claw machine at walmart until i win a persona 5 plushie

[chairman biden @chairmanbiden74]

happy pride

[ki(t) swan @watchingfrasier]

Backrooms ❓enjoyed ✅

[ki(t) swan @watchingfrasier]

life alteringly good bowl of caldo verde i just had

[ki(t) swan @watchingfrasier]

is it stolen valor if i drive a secondhand mary kay car

[ki(t) swan @watchingfrasier]

petting a creature

[ki(t) swan @watchingfrasier]

when my job is emails but no one is emailing me back

[ki(t) swan @watchingfrasier]

monday crossword makes me feel like a genius

[ki(t) swan @watchingfrasier]

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[ki(t) swan @watchingfrasier]

I'm addicted to thrifting shit like this

[ki 🗡️ @leonkiennedy]

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