im a slut in theory and a sodomite in practice

Not a fun dad. Just a regular dad.

[Celery Man 🥬 @CeleryMan6]

WOR$T SUMMER IN AMERICA

crankin' it with @slayyyter

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

how long after sex is it appropriate to open Balatro

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

i wish i could play w my ballsack but i don’t have one

[█ @Taylor_nonsense]

I fucking love this video

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day 12 years ago, Denise Walker uploaded the "Grapfruit Technique" video to YouTube.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

"can you recommend a pair of good chinos?"

me starting with a story about ancient Mesopotamia:

[Patraman🌸 @patramanchan]

Big studios: "Market risk too high".
Indie devs: curling with office chairs it is 🪑🎯

Game: office chair curling
#SteamNextFest #indiegame

[AGGRO CRAB 💥 @AggroCrabGames]

got an email asking to turn bing bong into a crypto coin

chat should we beat this guy with hammers

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK out now. get it here https://t.co/1k2ugeNKta or on tingleverse patreon https://t.co/oHi5528Bvk

[rex volcano @RexVolcano]

gorgeous day to rent a 2018 Toyota Prius and drive it through Donner Pass without chains or snow tires

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

If daiquiri is spelled like daiquiri then why can't Zachary be spelled like zaiquiri

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

The Lobster has officially transcended beyond time and space.

[DoorDash @DoorDash]

the beef never stops

[DoorDash @DoorDash]

imagine beefing with Bad Bunny and he's over here just...tossing beef🥩

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

[O'Hare Intl. Airport @fly2ohare]

Thank you, Catherine O’Hara ♥️ Forever our legendary Mrs.McCallister.

Photo Credit: 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment

[Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb]

IT WAS TAKING TO LOOOOOOONNNG,

So we Ubered a flamethrower to the house.

The ice has melted, that means🧊

WOOLHAVEN IS OUT NOW.

[laurence 💀 @uncletwirl]

eric: videos. 😐

treasure island: media. 😐

tim: 🤔 𝒯𝒜𝐿𝐸𝒮 📝🧞✒️💭📜

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Samsyhn. He's a rescue Great Dane who could be the world’s tallest living dog, standing between 39 and 42" at the shoulder. But officials can't confirm because he's too scared of tape measures. Still 13/10