キュバン ブレド

🏳️‍🌈 She/Her. Alt account for dumb tweets.

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

Okay, I think it’s finally time to leave this dumpster fire of a website- bye to my three friends on here, I’ll text ya sometime

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

@filledwithworms Congratulations!!!! You’ve finally made it!

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

choosing to open the twitter app again

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

@filledwithworms 😅😅😅

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

Sharing because 1)yeah it is & 2)I’m pretty much famous now
In states without abortion on the ballot, the issue is still driving votes https://t.co/C6MUsMwvOo via @nbcnews

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

@filledwithworms BEAUTIFUL 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[UNAGIDON @ribboneels]

everyone migrating to �� or tumbl are fools. we should go back to our roots.

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

@filledwithworms I LITERALLY SCREAMED IN THE LIBRARY- IT LOOKS SO GOOD

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

Because we are gay, the salespeople wouldn’t sell us any other brand of car

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

Bad news: The minor accident that @jack_henry44 was in totaled my lil 2014 Corolla, May Carmen rest in peace.

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

Good news: we were able to purchase a 2018 Subaru outback, making us official a two-Subaru household

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

😳

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

Grading while watching hurricane coverage. This is my happy place.

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

Made it home safely from our road trip, only for @jack_henry44 to get in a car accident one mile from our home 🫠 it was just a small fender bender but still

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

Academia really be gaslighting you into throwing away all work-life balance while paying you no money

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

@eholsin92 I’ll be joining you!

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

Went to see twisters with a friend- if you ignore the plot, it’s good! The ‘Nados were the perfect mix of fun and scary (which is great because no one is watching for the plot)

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

I feel so vindicated

[Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend'' @sofiabuffgf]

This is a scientifically documented phenomenon! Artificial sweeteners bind to sweet receptors, but some people have bitter receptors that also accept aspartame, sucralose, etc leaving a bitter chemical-y aftertaste.

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

Daycare tuition drops from $1550/month to $1490/month when the baby turns two at the end of the month, and now I feel like it’s MY birthday. Just imagine how it will feel when he starts kindergarten 🤯

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

He has now switched to holding his Spoons plush and meowing on end (is this at least accurate, @AbbyHoward ?)

[キュバン ブレド @cuban_bread]

Tuesday bedtime story: currently sitting in the dark next to my almost two year old, while he makes his two Elmo plushies kiss each other over and over and over. (No other plushies are ever involved. Only two Elmos)