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well i thought it was funny.
mdni

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the weak demon: im going to bruise you limb from limb

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The stripper doesn’t love me because she’s aro/ace

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@moralfagging he's always been beast mode about this stuff

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its always 2 intelligent bitches telling eachother "preciselyyyyy"

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@lunch_enjoyer The Mandalorian and Patrick the Yoda

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Sisterhood of the travelling pissed pants

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1800s photographer: okay everybody try to look like youre trying to poop yourself for the camera!

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@ignoblerot Just another lie cooked up by the ruthless ad agencies. Love? *takes a drag off a cigarette* Dont make me laugh. Love is a two page magazine ad courtesy of the hallmark corporation

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@erogetism Happy birthday!

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scheming vizier: you know what they say, my lord. The louder the advisor, the higher his ambition. He's after your throne, sire. You must strike, before he strikes you.
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@afraidofwasps *melville with a broken typewriter* Call My Ishmael

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@thugmajesty7 you gotta start tweeting this stuff after you say it on stream, you could be going viral like once a week

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@newashcamp https://t.co/PXfdQq63Dm no this is me

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@Art_hropod @poisonjr Imagine a smell that's bad. That's our competitor. Ewww, right? Now imagine a good smell...Better, huh? That's us.

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lot of people on here who smell like feet and armpit sweat irl talking like they understand the nature of the universe

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Roasted chestnut factory just a smoke filled warehouse filled with one thousand open flames and no fire exit

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Archeologist looking at an ancient stone slab with the phrase "you live by the sword you die by the sword" on it. Blows dust off the end of it and it says "Or something else"

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*trying to say see ya later, loverboy* See you later. Love your boy!