P.T. Barnum once said that there's a sucker born every minute; an unholy union of something both Oedipal and Sisyphean, forced to relive the moment of his birth again and again for all eternity...And now, for only ten cents, you too can see the amazing
@ignoblerot Just another lie cooked up by the ruthless ad agencies. Love? *takes a drag off a cigarette* Dont make me laugh. Love is a two page magazine ad courtesy of the hallmark corporation
scheming vizier: you know what they say, my lord. The louder the advisor, the higher his ambition. He's after your throne, sire. You must strike, before he strikes you.
Screaming vizier: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Archeologist looking at an ancient stone slab with the phrase "you live by the sword you die by the sword" on it. Blows dust off the end of it and it says "Or something else"