Rick the Rigger 👨‍🔧⛓️🗳️

Professional Rigger | Revolving-Coat Salesman | | dont drink+drive/not spiritual advice | $SOL | th@ sh00t3rs IS ceLestiaL

[Rick the Rigger 👨‍🔧⛓️🗳️ @cubedagent]

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[Rick the Rigger 👨‍🔧⛓️🗳️ @cubedagent]

@red00t3d52092 Loud and clear

[Rick the Rigger 👨‍🔧⛓️🗳️ @cubedagent]

By whom is one most likely to have been raped? #earthjokes #humanthings

[Rick the Rigger 👨‍🔧⛓️🗳️ @cubedagent]

@Rakesh143341 @IndianTechGuide Vishnu is not G-d

[Rick the Rigger 👨‍🔧⛓️🗳️ @cubedagent]

They unironically need to stop doing that and redesign this but gigantic to just glide around the surface at 600 kts swallowing them whole like a Hungry Hungry Hippo
It would be a lot safer than aviation from an occupational standpoint

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

Dream job flying in a helicopter and shooting cartel drug boats:

[Rick the Rigger 👨‍🔧⛓️🗳️ @cubedagent]

@captive_dreamer It's true, I was there. I was the helicopter (in his dream)

[Arantxa Štefan @malnote]

Plants would withstand scrutiny and hold $KIRK.

[Hedgeye @Hedgeye]

Auto loan delinquencies surge to 32-year high

[Rick the Rigger 👨‍🔧⛓️🗳️ @cubedagent]

“Ray described the equipment inside the teenager’s home-based laboratory as benign, including items such as Bunsen burners and other materials ‘found in a sixth-grade lab'"

[Rick the Rigger 👨‍🔧⛓️🗳️ @cubedagent]

This reads like an Onion article
https://t.co/wiCy1lKVXD

[Rick the Rigger 👨‍🔧⛓️🗳️ @cubedagent]

“One of the experiments he was running was a synthesis of certain types of chemicals to create compounds and stuff like that."

[Rick the Rigger 👨‍🔧⛓️🗳️ @cubedagent]

@ShitpostGate Can a gun hold your laptop?

[Rick the Rigger 👨‍🔧⛓️🗳️ @cubedagent]

@viemccoy WYTIIEP!

[Rick the Rigger 👨‍🔧⛓️🗳️ @cubedagent]

@martianwyrdlord Streamer? Profits off the fact black people exist? Yeah I'm thinking AM 😂

[Rick the Rigger 👨‍🔧⛓️🗳️ @cubedagent]

@sandalphonika @DOOM It's 3d now

[Rick the Rigger 👨‍🔧⛓️🗳️ @cubedagent]

there is a speeding trolley

if more than 50% of people tie themselves to the track, it will stop

[GoblinKing 2.0 @GroyperFairuza]

We need more clever funny quips about the button dilemma

[Rick the Rigger 👨‍🔧⛓️🗳️ @cubedagent]

@GroyperFairuza there is a rogue robot that will rape everyone with spread asscheeks in the ass, unless more than 50% of people spread their asscheeks

if you do not spread your asscheeks you are gay
if any rapes happen it is your fault

[Wayward Colonel @waywardcolonel]

@house_of_hashem @Osint613 Morocco is friendly with the US. We have a treaty with them, the "treaty of friendship" that literally is our oldest running treaty.

[Rick the Rigger 👨‍🔧⛓️🗳️ @cubedagent]

@br351510 @JasonBunchRIP @Osint613 So yes