Cubraham Lincoln

We all know Abe loved the Cubs, now it’s time to find out how much. Cubs chat/memes/trash talk page. I tweet in character about 1/100th of the time.

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@DOM_Frederic There’s only one thing in my head right now:

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@CubsCreator Strike a deal with him Brian!

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I once saw these two together, 100 years ago

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@CubsCreator That’s for when Pat Hughes tells you to fasten those seatbelts

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He really posed for a guy who beat the throw by a full step?

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@CubsCreator This is how Northgate also looks rn

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@CubsCreator Apparently there is hope to reach peak physical performance at the age of 32… but you have to play for the Cardinals ☹️

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Yes

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So Dansby will have like a month where he bats like .750 at some point right?

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@middleinfield Can he wavedash though?

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@SamOlbur Scouting and developing pitching is cheap and easy if you know how to do it

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Gets ground balls
Keeps it in the park

1 pitch
Homerun

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So Dansby will have like a month where he bats like .750 at some point right?

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This was very confusing, a walk and no other mention of any other play. Now 2 outs

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@SamOlbur This is a weird and confusing outcome that doesn’t make much sense, against a team that is pretty good. Aka, a St. Louis Cardinals highlight

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@Michael_Cerami The Pirates got Skenes and then the Brewers got better Skenes. How

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@CubsCreator Idk man, basketball is weird. The Knicks will probably find a way to get back in the game. However, the Cubs being down 2-1 against the mighty Rockies feels like a game over. ☹️

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@SamOlbur How can the pitch selection of an entire team go from great to terrible basically overnight?

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@CubsCreator Idk man, basketball is weird. The Knicks will probably find a way to get back in the game. However, the Cubs being down 2-1 against the mighty Rockies feels like a game over. ☹️

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@Brett_A_Taylor It has this energy

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@CubsCreator I can’t help but ask: what if the movie you watch is Die Hard?

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@SamOlbur He might be two months younger than me but I’m worried the old has already caught up to him at this point