Porn has ruined my sex life.
Tried to hook up with a guy yesterday and struggled to get hard enough to fuck him.
I just wanted to sit back. Watch porn and masturbate slowly.
😵💫🥴🤪
My patient during the procedure exposed his penis: "oh shit man, just know like it gets bigger. It's just kinda cold in here and I'm nervous and stuff... I it's usually bigger! *Embarrassed chuckle*
Me: "Don't worry man I get it, I do this stuff all day long..."
Meanwhile...
Tonight at @TheHoleChicago x @Jackhammer_Chgo!! Come catch me swing, strut, and shake my stuff. Tickets still on sale until 8pm before they go up at the door. https://t.co/Vma3y1lWna
You weren't sure at first, but your boyfriend insisted installing a cuck camera was the only thing that would save the relationship... now you get to know exactly where you stand.. every day.. every night