My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker

Making great returns for several of my wife’s boyfriends since 2009. Chief Buying Officer. My hands are literally made of diamonds. Parody Account. Not advice

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

Why does Vlad look like he about to ask me for a pack of Marlboro reds #Robinhood

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

#BTC climbs for another day straight on news E11even Miami will now accept crypto as a form of payment. Investors are bullish more strip clubs will follow suit #stocks #fundamentals

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

Your app is literally not working #bankofamerica

[Financial Planning @finplan]

.@BankofAmerica has an advantage because of its scale, CEO Brian Moynihan said, citing the company’s 40 million digital customers. #fintech https://t.co/3R70z1dojz

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

$AMC #stocks

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

Suez Canal: Blocked

S&P500: Up

#stocks #fundamentals #AMC

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

Thankful for the #SuezBLOCKED crisis, as I now have a plausible excuse as to why my wife did not receive any gifts for our anniversary today 🙏 Shipping delayed! #winning

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

Just sold my Acura TLX to buy more #Cardano. I firmly believe #ADA is the future, and way more useful than cars 🚀💎🙏 #crypto

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

Debt isn’t real #stocknews

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

@NYFBroker Step 1: Befriend a socialite DJ with <50K IG followers who doubles as a concierge / club promoter and needs social media exposure
Step 2: Know women

Outcome: Never pay for a cabana at SLS pool again
#lifehack

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

This is what will be playing at my crypto strip club at 6 am when the vampire people have just ordered more bottles #NFTs #nftcollector

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I’m selling this song about NFTs as an NFT

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

Thank you $AMC for proving to everyone that #diamondhands always pays off and now my son can still attend college next year 💎🙌🚀

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

Everyone who sold $AMC and $GME for a loss definitely wears these to perform simple daily tasks #paper

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

@stoolpresidente @TheRoaringKitty Dave you got a serious problem. I think my wife’s impulse control therapist, Rafael, could help you 🙏

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

Just bought a PDF for $7,000

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

@PHighstep I have converted 90% of my wealth to crypto assets. The other 10% lies in $GME and $AMC

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

Do people really still have #cash in savings accounts? Cash is useless

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

Just sold my wife’s feet pics to buy more $GME

[JoannaToronto 💫 @Joannatoronto]

@cuckbroker @MichaelSatoshi Why is this making me laugh so hard 😂

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

For everyone who sold $GME and $AMC last month, what material in the below list are your hands made of?

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

@stoolpresidente Dave the people want to know - are your hands made of parchment or cotton paper?

[My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Broker @cuckbroker]

Not all heroes wear capes. Respect for our king 😩✊ SVB due diligence team is SHOOK #stocks #news