CuckooLander

The crimson speckled moth could be mistaken for a butterfly

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My new EP_02 is out now, please check it out! I would say it's better than being chased by an axe murderer but not as good as hammocks. https://t.co/9j7hYy8Jdp

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@mrjamesob Her wording is key here. She sympathises with anyone who is affected by the event. She is not sad about the event itself. Very icy statement.

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@funnylad5 follow me back, i have good bad chat!

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If you are pissed you cant spend mothers day with your mam - Here's a beautiful poem to send her. Written by my sister @victoriainez #MothersDay #MothersDayShoutOut #poem #PoemsOfComfort #mothersday2020 #coronavirus

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@musicindustweet 🙏 thanks for sharing x

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@thcomito Thank you so much 🙏

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@MeridianFoods Good to know👌 thanks for this!

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@MeridianFoods Hi. I'm curious to know how many sesame seeds it takes to make a 270g jar of Tahini??? Please let me know. Thanks x

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I have never hired a stranger to tie me up and strangle me just a little bit.

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Me and my blue lilies

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A playlist of mesmeric tunes to fall asleep to
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During the making of this video there were no impalements
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When the dark is taking over me,
Be my Mercury
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Searching through the faces, lost in the eyes of lonely strangers
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Looking lost bit
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Me and my mum are looking for toads under the rubarb, is anyone else doing the exact same thing?

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Tantrum bit
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I would rather feel like there is a murderer in the house than feel lonely. Maybe that's why I like horror movies. #ThursdayThoughts

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Smoky blue bit

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I should read more books and stop being a cunt.

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@flynnola Of course he will

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Unfortunately I won't be playing Dot-to-dot festival this weeekend, I'm really sorry if you were aiming to catch my show. I'm trapped in a cabinet