My Name is Jeff

Dicks out 4 Harambe

[My Name is Jeff @cucumber8899]

Yooo but can we talk about Ovechkin’s wife. Thats the real record.

[My Name is Jeff @cucumber8899]

@ROKU9413 @slodown4what @WrestleFeatures 10 minutes of that was the crowd booing both of them.

[Nick Foles @NickFoles]

It's really cool that Tom Brady got to be there for the Eagles' two Super Bowl wins! He might be a good luck charm.

Have a great night!

[My Name is Jeff @cucumber8899]

@chescarini @oasis Step Out and My Big Mouth

[My Name is Jeff @cucumber8899]

Also we need a feed at the Super Bowl where they don't show Taylor Swift or Andy Reid. Kind of like for the big college games where they have a feed for each team.

[My Name is Jeff @cucumber8899]

If @netflix is raising subscription rates then can it work on adding trailers to movies ??

[My Name is Jeff @cucumber8899]

Check my receipts

[My Name is Jeff @cucumber8899]

These same fans that chanted "fire Andy" 8 years ago are now happy he won a Super Bowl???? I don't fucking get it.

[My Name is Jeff @cucumber8899]

Sunday, February 2, 2020, all these Eagles fans who wanted to see Andy Reid win a Super Bowl. I told you guys to GTFO then. Where you at now??

[My Name is Jeff @cucumber8899]

@big41whiskey @mainlyoasis They stated on their official page there was no room to schedule a second date. Im assuming this is a conflict with a potential Bears preseason game.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@GManSizzle Shit loads but there really expensive 100 thousand pounds Kneeling only

[My Name is Jeff @cucumber8899]

@Cody_T_Squirrel The whole world reads my tweets

[My Name is Jeff @cucumber8899]

If any of you told me a month ago that either Oasis or Linkin Park would have reunited I would have thought you were on crack but here we are both of them back 10 days apart.

[My Name is Jeff @cucumber8899]

People need to realize we have 3 more weeks of summer. It is not fall because Labor Day is over.

[My Name is Jeff @cucumber8899]

Ive spent enough money on ticketmaster fees in my life to not have the site crash 30 minutes before onsale #ticketbastard

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

White liberals and black people are asked whether voter ID laws are racist.

This is one of the greatest videos ever.

[My Name is Jeff @cucumber8899]

@CShortt2001 @MaxiGonzalez_23 Springsteen played 5 shows last summer between Gillette and Metlife around the same time. Plenty of artists play shows in NFL stadiums that time of year usually during weeks that team is away.

[Ray Bradshaw @comedyray]

Taylor Swift did a presale only for fans who bought her last album. Oasis are doing the same but instead of buying an album you need to prove you haven't spoken to your brother in 5 years.

[My Name is Jeff @cucumber8899]

@ktdockertee Were having afternoon tea before!!

[My Name is Jeff @cucumber8899]

I cant with this one

[Jon Becker @jonbecker_]

Free cigarettes for the first 20,000 fans

[My Name is Jeff @cucumber8899]

Sydney Sweeney is not going to age well.