pea on the loose

[Burkhard @BMeininghaus]

Heute schon gelacht ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Frau Katinka  Bumsbudenaufsicht, Ihr Arschkrampen @FrauKatinka]

Sind wir doch mal ehrlich...

Es ging doch erst alles den Bach runter, als es in der Mirácoli-Packung keinen Parmesello mehr gab!

[pea on the loose @cucumberpatch4]

@dafaelltmirein

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Ah, the weekend. A perfect reason to stay inside and avoid people!

[Martin Gommel @martingommel]

(What) a poem by Andrea Gibson:

[Damini ⚡️ @itisidamini]

In retrospect this scene was disturbing, heartbreaking and an emotional gut punch, like a car crash in slow motion you can't look away from.... and yet you cannot help but sing and sway along

[pea on the loose @cucumberpatch4]

@schweizok2 Mach mir den Hengst 🤣

[RUKUS @MikeyRukus]

#RIPMatthewPerry

🎨: @Bosslogic

[pea on the loose @cucumberpatch4]

@SFP_London @All_Allam Saw that on stage just before lockdown and loved it. Sadly I can't watch the broadcast because I live in Germany. ☹️

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Sconehenge.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

🍪

[M@ @mattfromlondon]

Brilliant

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

This is how to write "HELLO" in Mandarin.

[John Finnemore @JohnFinnemore]

Shocking to hear that the world’s pope population may have declined by as much as 50% this year. We must do more to help conserve these beautiful but fragile creatures.

[Sandra Boynton @SandyBoynton]

September 9 is National Teddy Bear Day. Excellent plan.
#NationalTeddyBearDay

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Time to clarify a few things:
1. I’m not “Boris Johnson’s cat”
2. Like all Prime Ministers, he’s only a temporary resident of Downing Street
3. I live here permanently. When he finally goes, I stay
4. Yes, it’s all very embarrassing but it will be over soon

[duskybatfishgirl 💙💛 & 🍉 🇵🇸 @duskybatfishgrl]

A double #DoctorStrange giveaway! You can see it’s a mostly Funko treasure trove, a mix of ITMOM & NWH with a little sprinkle of The Power of the Dog. RETWEET only (no replies or QTs), closes Wednesday 22 June 7pm AEST. One winner per loot, no preference option. T&Cs in replies👇🏼

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

IKEA is full of weird ö’s.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.