Angie Nutt

Radio Ham, loves music and reading, varied interests. Callsign: 2E0PYM.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I’m really sad, because someone broke into our house and stole my globe.

It meant the world to me.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I was reading the dictionary in bed last night, but I didn’t make it very far.

I got up to P.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

What do you call a short mother?

A minimum.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My favorite Stephen King novel is the one about the clown…

You’ve probably heard of IT.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I visited my doctor today.

He told me my sugar was too high.

So I came home & moved it to a lower shelf.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Scientists have finished a study on how alcohol can affect a person’s ability to walk.

The results are staggering

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Warning

There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can.

If you get this email, do not open it. It's a spam.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I’m going to see my bank manager this morning to discuss an idea I’ve had to open a chain of “Elvis” themed steak houses.

It will be for people who love meat tender.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I tried the Japanese method of decluttering where you hold every object that you own & if it does not bring you joy, you throw it away.

So far I have thrown out all of the vegetables, my bras, the phone bill, the scale & my treadmill.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I've just had a stack of toilet paper rolls fall on me in the supermarket...

I'm ok though, just soft tissue damage

[mariana Z @mariana057]

My wife and I have a secret to making our marriage last.

Two times a week, we go out to a nice restaurant and have a good meal and a nice glass of wine.

She goes on Wednesdays and I go on Fridays.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I went my whole life absolutely certain I’d never get a phone call from a vegetable…

Then one day…

Onion rings.

[Angie Nutt @cuddles_59]

My workforce are in Wirral demoing equipment. The usual kind of day for me.

[Angie Nutt @cuddles_59]

My workforce are in Milton Keynes exhibiting. I’m just doing the usual stuff.

[Angie Nutt @cuddles_59]

We’ve bought a new washing machine; something I never particularly look forward too. Still, at least it has voice guide and we can talk to it. Getting it Monday.

[Angie Nutt @cuddles_59]

My workforce are in London on a job. I have washing on and will soon do something very important: get a cup of tea.

[Angie Nutt @cuddles_59]

My workforce are in Wellingborough on a job while I am proof reading some braill; just stopped for a cup of tea. Hoping to put washing out after that.

[Angie Nutt @cuddles_59]

My workforce are in Oldham on a job; I’m on my 2nd coffee.

[Angie Nutt @cuddles_59]

My workforce are in London on a job. I’m on my tea break.

[Angie Nutt @cuddles_59]

My workforce are on a job in Wellingborough; I have washing on and that all important cup of tea.