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[lan zhan @cuddleying]

do twins have same sized dicks?

[pop culture @gagasyuyi]

times celebrities gagged their interviewer, a thread:

[Chicago’s Meadow Soprano @acry4helpp]

I asked a guy how tall he was (flirting) and he pulled his lower lip down to expose an “i’m 6’8” tattoo. My jaw hit the floor, my eyes popped out of head and a boat horn went off in the bar

[lan zhan @cuddleying]

mm

[lan zhan @cuddleying]

// yea so my bfs mom just walked in on us in our undies. and she came home without even informing. and no knocks obv. ik they are parents but you can inform your children if you are gonna visit them and knocking is like a normal human manner/decency

[lan zhan @cuddleying]

tongue is a meat tentacle, i-

[lan zhan @cuddleying]

ok what if [ tries on a furry tail ]

[lan zhan @cuddleying]

gets the worst headache after not eating anything but drinking black coffee

[lan zhan @cuddleying]

// OK THST IS ASDORAVLE

[lan zhan @cuddleying]

@bagofopenchips // BARK BARK
aaomg you LOOKNCSO@PRRETTTYYYY

[lan zhan @cuddleying]

biting ass

[lan zhan @cuddleying]

// oh to be sexually aroused and be horny and be like the “others” haha

[li__bowen @lbw1224]

大家都👂🏻了吗😎

[lan zhan @cuddleying]

ed sheerN

[lan zhan @cuddleying]

@W2kool4skool [ he chuckles while pulling out a box of cookies from inside his pocket ]
[ he then gently pulls him in for a hug] i can give a-xian his cookie and hug but a song…

[lan zhan @cuddleying]

i think its absolutely incredible what always being with a person does to you. and then one day you are apart, not the mental effect on you, but the physical one

[lan zhan @cuddleying]

@thezizhen it helps?

[lan zhan @cuddleying]

what do people do when they are sexually frustrated ?

[lan zhan @cuddleying]

@thezizhen [ eyes scanning the food and back at you ] but what about you?

[lan zhan @cuddleying]

hasn’t gotten up from the bed all day, no ounce of food in my system apart from coffee

[lan zhan @cuddleying]

@W2kool4skool what does little a-xian want? [ pats your head ]