Kenny Appleby

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[Kenny Appleby @cuddykenny]

If you don't watch Veggie Tales everyday your not vegan.

[Kenny Appleby @cuddykenny]

For Halloween imma be a pillow since everyone loves to sleep on me.

[Kenny Appleby @cuddykenny]

@Lilbergerr Gotta love yourself first! #facts 👌

[Kenny Appleby @cuddykenny]

The y in "your girl" is silent

[Kenny Appleby @cuddykenny]

When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room, but less bedroom.

[Kenny Appleby @cuddykenny]

Every book is just a remix of the dictionary

[Kenny Appleby @cuddykenny]

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

[Kenny Appleby @cuddykenny]

I used to date this midget chick, one day she asked "Kenny, do you love me?" I said yea bitch I'm nuts over you.

[Kenny Appleby @cuddykenny]

I think the ratchets that run around Benicia are the descendants of the ancient whorehouses on First Street

[Kenny Appleby @cuddykenny]

Earthquake? The bay was just shakin it's dreads

[Kenny Appleby @cuddykenny]

Like a good neighbor stay over there.

[Kenny Appleby @cuddykenny]

Like bruh my future wife could be getting fucked right now.. & I'm just laying here. Smh I hate that hoe already.