Chloe ☆

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[Chloe ☆ @cudkidarchives]

“Guys who send unsolicited dick pics are like cats when they find a dead bird and come give it to you” -Sydney

[Shakshuka Bentley @starsforhands]

no homo yall but it’s cold as fuck outside

[Chloe ☆ @cudkidarchives]

We eat candles with meemaw’s butter sauce on Thanksgiving

[Chloe ☆ @cudkidarchives]

Why is everyone talking about digging in their butts on my timeline pls stop ur scaring me

[Chloe ☆ @cudkidarchives]

I know I’m stressed cause I’m playing tetris

[Chloe ☆ @cudkidarchives]

They should really sell those pasta shapes that come in Kraft boxes separately as an actual pasta shape

[Chloe ☆ @cudkidarchives]

I know I’ve healed bc guys no longer tell me I’m their soulmate after one date

[Chloe ☆ @cudkidarchives]

Twitter feels less communal without being able to see my mutuals liked something too

[Chloe ☆ @cudkidarchives]

Wait I think I meant Logan Paul idk they’re the same person in my head

[Chloe ☆ @cudkidarchives]

Why does Jake Paul look like he’s pregnant with an alien

[Chloe ☆ @cudkidarchives]

@starsforhands I wanna eat grape agate so bad

[Chloe ☆ @cudkidarchives]

If anyone ever finds a dollhouse like this at a thrift store please get it for me

[Chloe ☆ @cudkidarchives]

@starsforhands Same

[Chloe ☆ @cudkidarchives]

Is this why I green out

[sneakers o’ toole @sseebys]

getting high while bisexual must be crazy like woah i’m high and i’m not real

[Chloe ☆ @cudkidarchives]

I don’t really like everything bagels

[Chloe ☆ @cudkidarchives]

Only reason I need a partner is so I have someone to call my cuddly sunday moo deng

[💖 @twaniimals]

mood

[Shakshuka Bentley @starsforhands]

i was getting crazy on club penguin with just the white belt and blue puffle no funds no problem