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Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt.

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douglasjhonnes Deixa comigo!!! Valeu!!

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What is history but a fable agreed upon?

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Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

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stupid is as $0 does

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We do not count a man's years, until he has nothing left to count.

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But the time has come when all good things shall pass.

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Yo mama is so fat she has to wear two watches 'cause she's in two : different time zones.

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Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.

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Uhhh huh huh, i love you Beavis

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stop in the name of all that which does not suck

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Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she got a spoon!

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Early to bed, early to rise, Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and rise.

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Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Yo momma's like a stamp, you lick her, stick her and then send her away!

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stupid is as $0 does

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Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

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It's like warm apple pie!

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on the 3rd day of the 4th month of your 12th year, you touched yourself in an impure manner

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stop in the name of all that which does not suck

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Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her