Javier

The product of a failed government experiment

[H @PavlovicEra_]

1946 in an alternate timeline

[olive @yuckuzha]

maybe i am only fun at first

[yuxme @autumn1359]

you have a better chance at getting a gf by being openly misogynistic and homophobic than being shy

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[feelings ღ @eternaltxts]

realizing that knowing me more leads to loving me less

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

Sometimes I think about the time an early hominid found a rock in a stream that looked like a little face and carried it >20 miles home to his cave with him and I start crying

[uu @um33m3]

i’d rather drink acid than compete with someone over a romantic interest

[𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚟𝚊👺 @kaythecasa]

Is a “can we fuck” text rude?

[Natism @his4Everz]

Some of us have prophecies to fulfill

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[Javier @cuellvr]

@aranguve @rcamachovzla No ves que todo venezuela esta igual, tu crees que hay suficiente para todo el pais?

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

friends with benefits and the benefit is we are friends

[Javier @cuellvr]

Soy autista

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is listening to music and daydreaming about yourself doing cool shit a sign of autism

[27. @dimvji]

so this shyness thing doesn't go away with age huh

[The Knowledge Archivist @KnowledgeArchiv]

"A good man without strength is only hoping evil has mercy."

— Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[Javier @cuellvr]

Usaria 7 vidas para amarla y aun asi no seria suficiente

[eri DEIDAD @kyanuro]

si tuviera 7 vidas usaría 6 para suicidarme en público y traumatizar a la gente

[Javier @cuellvr]

Yo literalmente

[FLBorn🕷️ @Master_IP10]

gonna take a break from women to focus on substance abuse

[pegaso @koolgranni]

decidiendo entre salir de mi casa y tener ansiedad social o si quedarme en la casa y tener depresión

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Messi is a joke. For me the best ever.