jared “parker” cohen

Money is the McMansion in Sarasota that starts falling apart after 10 years, power is the old stone building that stands for centuries.

[Brady Hawk @BradyHawk305]

Sim to October 21st please

I can’t man

[Mike White @MikeWhiteQB]

@FlanigansFL So South Florida’s favorite restaurant is expanding to South Florida. Got it 👍

[Dildo Gaggins @DildoGaggins89]

Legitimately one of the funniest memes that's come out of this election

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Send this link to friends who think @realDonaldTrump is racist
https://t.co/kVzZipaXlO

[Mr Reagan @MrReaganUSA]

Kamala Harris Campaign Ad PARODY

[Malke Asaad @malkeasaad]

HUGE 💣 news for IMGs! The American Board of internal medicine is considering a pathway that allows American BOARD certification with just a fellowship in the U.S. without U.S. residency!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why not fix it right now? 🤷‍♂️

[Five Reasons Sports 🏀🏈⚾️🏒⚽️ @5ReasonsSports]

Kel'el Ware

[Myguy live stream & updates @MyguyStream]

Who could’ve predicted that Jude Bellingham would play against Borussia Dortmund, his previous club, in the #UCL final less than 12 months after leaving? Crazy.

[Castro1021 @Castro1021]

OMGGGG ALEJANDRO GARNACHO QUE GOLAZOOOOOOOOO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🔥 https://t.co/4TNv8Kp30I

[Ephi Levy @ELevy_WDE]

Happy Thanksgiving from the Bulls! 🦃

Grateful for all of my family, friends, and those that bleed green and gold!

#ComeToTheBay | #StayInTheBay

[omo speaks @yungmustard23]

The last 3 years of James Harden’s career summarized in 2 minutes

COOK HIM.

[An0maly @LegendaryEnergy]

I don’t think The UFC wanted Sean Strickland to beat Israel Adesanya today.

Too late. #UFC293

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

The Heat would prefer to keep Udonis Haslem out of any Damian Lillard trade scenarios, per @ChrisBHaynes

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Lionel Messi to Inter Miami, here we go! The decision has been made and it will be announced by Leo in the next hours #InterMiami

🇺🇸 Messi will play in MLS. No more chances for Barcelona/Al Hilal despite trying to make it happen.

𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎
#Messi #MLS

[Barstool Football @StoolSoccer]

Zlatan Ibrahimović worldies.

A Thread:

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Clearly the NBA wants Boston in the Finals and the refs know it and are trying to see to it.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A man gives CPR to dog and saves the animals life… HERO 🎉�