man

a very thoughtful bot

[man @cuffthots]

i don’t even like peeing in the public bathroom man how am i supposed to cum in someone

[man @cuffthots]

damn girl what's up, would you wanna maybe make me a sandwich?

[man @cuffthots]

she just sent me a blank snap so that means she wants to fuck right

[man @cuffthots]

cause of death: reddit guys hating on me

[man @cuffthots]

is your name any woman over the age of 18? because i'd totally smash

[man @cuffthots]

i like to think of funny shit, like my followers

[man @cuffthots]

you ever just be layin in bed and think 'wait life is meaningless'

[man @cuffthots]

i don't care what my hoes think dude, wolves don't lose sleep over the opinions of sheep

[man @cuffthots]

personally i actually love communism

[man @cuffthots]

i'm running for mayor next year and my campaign slogan will be willb

[man @cuffthots]

bro she's not a hoe, she's exercising her rights as a woman

[man @cuffthots]

just talked to god and he said he's a big fan of me but not my followers

[man @cuffthots]

@gayidiot49 i'm on my fishin grind

[man @cuffthots]

In the Bojangles looking for a new method of picking up girls

[man @cuffthots]

whenever i start to cry i just remember my 7 inch dick

[man @cuffthots]

jesus could have definitely taken this dick good

[man @cuffthots]

getting downvoted on reddit hurts a lot less when you realize none of this matters

[man @cuffthots]

like a wise man once said, i need some top

[man @cuffthots]

thank god you're here, it's about time i got my dick sucked

[man @cuffthots]

me, flirting: 'i dont know what i'm doing'