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Casey NJ. Professional slow clap starter.

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Soooo did you guys read that bill? Or are you waiting for the picture book version to drop?

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I already know I give off tomboy energy or whatever but this man at the airport really said to me “whatever you want papi” like????

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Watching people you know try and talk politics on Facebook is like watching someone try and do karaoke and they don’t know the words. At least in the karaoke bar you might be drunk.

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Sometimes I feel like Hollywood needs to read the room. The country is in shambles and Jason Statham is just out here cosplaying another tough guy

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My mom: hey Casey
Me: what
My mom: remember (someone she knew when I was 3 years old)
Me: no
My mom: sure you do, you know I played bingo with her?

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This random stranger I don’t know stood up for me in my comments now I have to pledge my allegiance to her and like every piece of content she posts for the rest of my life.

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@ace_9292 @Speculator_io Did you ever get an answer on this? Wondering if it’s a good time for OKLO and LEU

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@IBTheAnswer Thanks!

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Got surgery one my eyes (nothing serious but I couldn’t see) and got so many thoughtful messages asking how I was post op and my replies were all “googd but I ca mt see mt phone reakkly talk to you tomorrow” because I appreciate my people but also hate worry anyone

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We’ve all had a rough few months pleaseeeee let it be a sunny summer. It can’t solve everything but it’s a start.

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Unfriending people before I comment on their status is ✨ growth ✨

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Maybe we can convince Trump that Public Transportation is the Deportation of openly Trans people so he can throw some funding at it

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You think a corrupt billionaire is trying to expose corrupt millionaires out of the goodness of his heart?

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@IBTheAnswer True everyone does keep saying he’s my “daddy” now

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I’m not married and therefore do not have a dowry holder. My dad is no longer with us. Will I be required to ask my eldest brother for permission to whiten my teeth when the time comes or do I ask the president?

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So much for leaving it to the states right? Can’t believe that so many of you decided to FA and now we all have to FO.

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@litreallynoone Sickening

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@litreallynoone Are you serious??

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Is there a term for the attempt at humor that is just always making fun of someone? Also who is laughing at these jokes. I’ve never even once cracked a smile at this “style of humor” it’s just lazy and frankly unintelligent. Facebook I’m looking at you.

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When I post on my story ideally only like 2-3 people reply. That way I know it’s relatable/good. Any more than that stresses me out. Now I’ve given myself homework in replying thoughtfully back to everyone. As if they’re going to compare responses to make sure I didn’t copy paste