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diet coke enthusiast | corona virus survivor | 23 | Fat Albert (2004)

[tal♀ ✡︎ @cocosharkfem]

I know this is literally a scene from family guy but women’s healthcare is so barbaric

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

boyfriends have access to an entirely different set of youtube videos

[R @cuhcorrupt]

their entire montage gave me nam flashbacks to dealing with my avoidant ex

[felix @oddpom]

see what happens when you cast VOICE ACTORS to VOICE ACT in your ANIMATED FILM/SHOW instead of random live-action actors and a list celebrities

[R @cuhcorrupt]

“here’s your triple fudge boner sir”

“excuse me i’m supposed to get a boner with this?”

“thanks”

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

i grew up with autism so when teachers & parents talked to me i’d be making youtube poops out of them in my head because i have no respect

[R @cuhcorrupt]

i love hitting on my boyfriend like he’s a vulnerable pretty lady and i’m a big neckbeard chud

[SuperMega @supermega]

@DiscussingFish

[beejork's vault of dank memes @bvodm]

wednesday

[َ @mclIark]

my horny ass could not work at home depot

[WAV Archive @WAVArchive]

You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood – SHOKK 青 (2014)

[R @cuhcorrupt]

@DallasOutsyder i’ve had dreams of saskatchewan looking like this

[slither.io @slitherio]

i miss my mom

[R @cuhcorrupt]

when did stitch become a symbol for over-consumerism

[R @cuhcorrupt]

i kinda like the new animation style for shrek

[R @cuhcorrupt]

@DallasOutsyder i mean i interpreted it as the first option but now you got me pondering

[R @cuhcorrupt]

bowling for soup but they are actually bowling for soup

[R @cuhcorrupt]

that is a geriatric man

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

he lost contact with the mothership and i think he's scared

[Kbar † 🔫 @nrcssius]

Mythical screenshot. Found Sheldon cooper and there’s two girls breaking up right behind him.