@TSRachelSmithe Bees, bees …
The magical fruit.
The more they sting,
The more you “OOT”!
The more you “OOT”,
The better you feel.
So lets have bees with every hot-tub squeal! 🐝🛀🐝 🥸
@TSRachelSmithe I’d ❤️ to see the customs-agents’ faces as they paw through your box full of straitjackets, collars, catsuits, and boots❣️ Bon voyage! 🙂
Scandal erupts in Paris as a man almost wins the Moulin Rouge beauty contest.
The contestant, who was described as “dainty, queenly, sweetly shy, and girlish,” was about to be selected as winner when he sneezed so hard that nobody could mistake his manhood.