🐁 spazzy beetle-headed doofus

🪤 aspiring nutcracker 🦭🦭

[🐁 spazzy beetle-headed doofus @cukeellington]

knowing that my existence is superfluous makes mornings a bit hard

[🐁 spazzy beetle-headed doofus @cukeellington]

how could the same person go from saying he was concerned about how i would fare mentally if i were to pursue a more stressful area of study to shattering my heart and not caring one iota about my hurt feelings or wellbeing. he couldn’t even say i wasn’t a mistake in his life

[alyssa 🦭 @mistapussy]

this is killing me they fr got him surrounded by cops like he’s getting arrested 😭😭😭😭

[🐁 spazzy beetle-headed doofus @cukeellington]

@glevonian https://t.co/ixTbmZH4Ac

[ハト人 @shotturu8714]

おいこれ俺の嫁の写真じゃねえか
世界にかわいいのがバレちまったじゃねえか

[amy🦭 @fat_nerpa]

Notice how lake Ladoga looks like its inhabitants

[🐁 spazzy beetle-headed doofus @cukeellington]

@glevonian cows will be fissiparous next

[Herbuurna 🦭🇵🇷 @grindgod26]

Its my fish!! Nooo its mine!!

[Sqeez 🍓🍉🦭 @SqeezOhWell]

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[Seal Rescue Ireland @seal_rescue]

Phantom going through an experimental facial fur phase😂

[🐁 spazzy beetle-headed doofus @cukeellington]

@punishedfeyfan me too!!

[🐁 spazzy beetle-headed doofus @cukeellington]

a certain marine rescue center posted a picture of a seal with a nose injury for valentine’s day because its raw and bloodied nose “looks like a heart”……… it looks… painful…

[🐁 spazzy beetle-headed doofus @cukeellington]

i think i’ve failed every possible thing

[ValoRapha @ValoRapha]

@kekekko_ It looks like an album cover 🤭

[Weddell Wisdom @nerpamindset]

The North Pole vetting process for new hires clearly needs some work. Is this guy even qualified?

[🐁 spazzy beetle-headed doofus @cukeellington]

not having to wonder anymore is liberating but deeply sad

[🐁 spazzy beetle-headed doofus @cukeellington]

i feel very stupid for crying

[RSPCA East Winch Wildlife Centre @RSPCAEastWinch]

Pups missing their mothers often leads to them suckling on eachother for comfort 😔 although it pulls on our heartstrings it is a normal behaviour at this young age (approx. 1-2 weeks old), and having company of the same kind is beneficial for their development. #seals

[David Steel @SteelySeabirder]

Whose fur is this? Ahhhh yes a young Grey Seal pup in full mount on the Isle of May. Independence looms for this youngster…