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Yordan bless

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how tf did this cat just live in a bush

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@AstrosFuture @michaelschwab13 He’s still terrible.

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@Chandler_Rome @Hou_2A @MikeMitchNH

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Mrs Claus noooo

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@Deku33191366 @astros_dude The dodgers lost in 2018 to a team of cheaters, proceeded to sign many of those cheaters, and then for good measure hired the video room guy they blamed the cheating on, so I assume they are also subject matter experts at this point. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@michaelschwab13 @thejointchiro Quack quack quack

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@michaelschwab13 @thejointchiro Please do not give chiropractors money.

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@foreverstros If a camera existed and was filming the plays happening in the game, why not simply stream the game. A great mystery of the universe.

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@craigcalcaterra I feel like there is a disconnect between “I wasn’t fucking having it” and “I nonetheless deleted the three tweets”

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@JeremySlade17 @MLBStats @MLB @astros Why would it be surprising that two left handed hitters are leaders on a list of left handed batters

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@FCKGW_ stuffing the poppers with barbacoa was a good idea

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oh baby

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gonna peel so many fuckin eggs

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@Alphagod642 @iJordanMoore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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JV!

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wow a real bargain

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@FCKGW_ I don’t think you’re going to be able to conquer a small fishing village with chromatography unfortunately.

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If you block enough advertisers you eventually get past the weird dump truck and CB radio ads and start getting the cool stuff like 120mm ship based mortar turrets.

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@bklynboy59 @LegendSports7 @DonaldStevie25 That WS was won in spite of him and not because of him, and everyone was sad when he didn’t simply retire afterwards.

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@Chandler_Rome It remains weird as hell that the Astros GM is like fourth in the org chart.

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nasa havin a normal one